Well, I was very doubtful this would work for me at first, but it seems to have done the trick!
All I used was a "lens cloth", which was basically a moist towelette sort of thing. I imagine rubbing alcohol would work just as well.
So what did Moto do? Coat the lens with some oil
Anyways, I'll be sticking this in the tips and how-to's section. Great find!