i have 3 ringtones that i run through regularly.
The Unit Satphone
or this enlish guy that says, "Excuse me sir, but im afraid someone is endeavoring to contact you telephonically, shall i tell them to f*ck off"
text notification is Jeremy Clarkson from the newest season "The british have fought them on the beaches, and won"
my best friends ringtone is from Archer... "Oh My GOD, you killed a hooker".