Yeah this is getting stranger and stranger the deeper I go into the rabbit hole.
from
http://www.zzzphone.com/ you can go to this manual of the phones features
http://www.198china.com/zzzbook/ at the end of the "book" if you click there is a link to
http://198china.com/flash32/ which is some kind of Ikea rip off where the only link is
http://198china.com/flash32/#