Took me about 25m to figure out wtf I was doing in notepad, and these are the beautiful results.
ALSO! Attatchment fail over here on android forums, here is the link to my OP on XDA <_<
Root for your TELUS fascinate! - xda-developers
All it took was a quick script rewrite in notepad. and it SHOULD work with both Canadian galaxies
I don't know who packaged this, but my quick edit means simple root.
Hold VOL + & - + Power for recovery
Install attatched update.zip
Cheer, because you have the first rooted (REPORTED!) Galaxy S Fascinate on telus
And, PM me props. that would be coo'
Anyway, File and a screenshot. Pretty simple guys
About damn time I found a way to give back to the community.
 Shell reports su now, just needed to request it. Everything works.
Now we just need a real developer to find a working recovery and write some roms