My issue was pure operator error. For whatever reason my phone was on 3G only so I couldn't so squat. I would have figured it out sooner, but I rarely talk on the damn thing.
Velocity 1.1 = pure awesomness.
Incredible 2 - AOKP ICS Build 31
Nook Color - unofficial CM9 nightlies
LG Ally - StormDroid 2.0(retired)