Thanks for the edit, DaSchmarotzer. I didn't come back on until just now.
Although, I did call the number just to check to see if it was legit.
It was, it was! Don't worry, Mannequins, all I got was a voicemail. Didn't leave a message. But it did say Verizon.
Well done, old boy, well done!
It is to our great misfortune, however, that the document contained no dates. That is a great misfortune indeed.