I am now sporting a new hair style...bald. Thanks Verizon for shipping me a refub phone with no working home button. Sure, there was haptic feedback, but no "home" function. Managed to fix it with an SBF then flashing over an update from somewhere. My brain's frazzled. I've been slaving away at this POS for about 6 hours now.
And God Almighty...this stock font is ugly.