If you leave your phone at home prior to committing a crime then we... I mean they, they have you for premeditation.
Android phones are latest step it the alien plan to take over the world. When we start seeing the cute little android guys walking around we won't be worried about it. At least until the start using the hidden mind control option built into every android phone.
By the way the iPhone was the control test.
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