Note to all:
I have finally located the full Gingerbread RUU. Meaning the full version of 4.08.605.2 that is a full system update. Not the chopped up POS that is causing everybody problems and updating their bootloaders into a corner for some.
I am in the process of uploading to Mediafire and mirroring to my personal Dropbox account as an extreme backup to avoid losing this thing forever. I'm going to have to let it upload through the night, I will update all associated links tomorrow.