The program is 3mb but it's taking it's sweet time installing...
Okay. It says it's installing. After a while it says:
1. Enable USB Debugging(I did)
2. Plug the phone in (I did)
3. If prompted with the new hardware wizard, click "install the software automatically"
Select OK to continue if driver has been installed. If a reboot is requested, please reboot and reinstall after rebooting.
So I hit ok assuming the driver is installed, but it tells me a Droid isn't detected and brings me back to the previous screen. So I hit Cancel this time, but it simply uninstalls itself.
I have the worst luck...