Originally Posted by IHateMyTreo
Captain Ron has an app called a "navigator"; he can "talk" to the Navigator (kind of like Siri) to ask "hey, where are we and where's the nearest Starbucks" (and the Navigator then checks HIS copy of FlightTrack and speaks the answer back to Captain Ron).
"Hey, where's the nearest Starbucks?"
"It is 7.3 miles northeast of your location... and 37,400 feet down."
"Dangit... adjust heading northeast 12 degrees. Where's my parachute?"
"Behind the jumpseat. Enjoy your latte, Captain."
"Well co-pilot, you know what buttons to push, right? Flaps, gear, cut engine, land. (opens door) "I'll have a double cappo-mocha waiting for you: see ya!"