2: The silly drunk twit who kept calling my cell phone and threatening me with bodily harm, while I was in a nice restaurant with my boyfriend, and screaming in my ear that I stole her phone, while my boyfriend laughed hysterically. Never mind that I'm in Illinois and the drunk chick on the other end of the phone was in Tacoma Washington. She was screaming at the top of her lungs that I stole her phone and was repeating the phone number (which was not my number). For some reason my boyfriend thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen/heard and laughed at me for days afterwards. I wasn't impressed lol.