Just when Stinky-Stinky was about to hatch a thousand roach eggs in Jailer Joe's crotch in revenge, he was busted..
..so he decided to make good use of a 30-year stint in solitary confinement....

"...unbeknownst to Stinky, the last inmate etched a "D" at the end of the word "LAW"...
...thus leading Stinky to believing he was studying about "THE LAWD"
Pastafarianismology!
.......but theres this one small thing Stinky Stinky must do..
Stinky must first pay the first of 5 easy installments of $59,267,435.99 to...
Tha Right And GOOD Reverend Theofus Jimmy-Earl Jo-Bob Cleotis Brown!