There I was, just minding my own business then I felt a presence just behind me... by the time I turned to see if anyone was there, it was too late... OTD was already gone and I was falling to the floor, hand clamped to my sore neck.
In fairness, OTD was gentle... I'm still here, even if the mirror doesn't seem to show it!
Any pointers for the newest recruit?!?!