Originally Posted by ajdroidx
Don't worry. The cat is neither alive or dead. Just don't open the box. It will collapse the wave function....
Ahem. Doesn't string theory dictate that the cat is both alive and dead within the box depending upon the reality that is, hence to say that the reality that isn't, is null and void unless alternate realities collide causing a partical collision opening up worm holes to unforseen dimensions where said cat can exist in a multiverse giving you how basement cat, ceiling cat and schrodingers cat are really all one and the same and all adore cheese burgers regardless.*
*knows this is utter cat food not cheese burgers and is not to be taken seriously in the slightest.