Originally Posted by EarlyMon

Moving stuff off the passenger seat of my car.

I'll be giving someone a ride, asking them to wait a second while I move my stuff, and the oafs will say, "Oh, I don't mind," while trying to park their rears on my stuff. Two things ensue - informing them that I mind, and never offering them a ride again.

Originally Posted by zuben el genub

Just tell them you forgot to toss the baggie with the dog doo in it if they don't want to wait.