Wonder Bread isn't even cooked! You can make pellets out of it, dry them and they work pretty well with a large elastic finger type slingshot, or a larger straw rather than spitballs.
The Vulcan would have been devastated years ago. He grew up on the stuff. My mother baked or bought hard ethnic bread from a bakery. Having to chew that hard stuff was supposed to be good for you.
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