Well, mine is in Newark, NJ, it's final destination before it reaches me.
All I can say is...
I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight!
Oh and I have already affixed a post-it note to leave it, with my signature and my husbands, in case the FedEx guy gets any notions about taking off if I can't hear him (my dogs are loud sometimes). So that sucker is staying on my porch. But chances are I'll sit in my living room listening for his butt to get here all day. :P