you have an svoice type assistant named sarah that you actualy small talk with.
When instead of girls inbyour bed. Its droids. [Sarah (note ii), ashley (htc rezound), big bertha (galaxy tab), and old ass pos (galaxy precedent)] [and no I dont actualy call them that except sometimes, mainly when im talking to the assistant]
When you buy a screen protector for gorilla glass ii
When your freinds offer you money to root their phones [and sim unlocks]
When your freinds call you cell phone dave
When your freinds ask you do you do iphones and you give them that stink eye.
When you learn java just to mod better.
When you read android txt books for fun
When you play games on your phone with your dualshock controller
When you arive at the tmobile store the day the note ii comes out to pay full price for it and take it to prepaid because you know it has an extra wcdma band
When you re rom every update there is and save every single one you find to the 4tb you bought just so you know you would have room
When my phone has more power than your pc.
When you get in trouble in class for using your phone with spen to take notes for being on your phone. [I actualy had that happen and explaind my way into continued use]
When you try to become a cellphone reviewer.
When you enter every android police giveaway they have.
When your wayk clock alarm rss feed is android forums
When android news is more important to you than the fiscal cliff
When you skip sleep for phone time with class in the morning.
When your cellphone becomes your daily driver computer
When you install cwm flashables manualy for fun
When you look for peopke with problems on the forums to help them for fun
When you would rather write a noob guid then play borderlands 2 [tho thats a tossup]
When your psp collects dust
When you have a samsung note ii, a htc rezound, a samsung precedent, and a samsung galaxy tab, and use them all every day. And keep up with the roms.
When you get irritated when people dont want to root their phone.
When you get irritated because someone driped their phone in watter and put it in rice instead of opening it and cleaning it with alcohol and thus letting another droid die.
When the phrase "stupid droid" is a normal phrase for you when your legacy devices run slow or crash cuz you run the newest software
And last but not leaet
When you see firefox not supported on the precedent in the play store, find out its because you have 300+mb ram instead of 512. So you get cm7.1 turn on virtual memory. Then find on the kozilla ftp sight a copy of the apk nightlh for armv6 devices and manualy install that beast and run it despite what all knowing google says. And then realize your gps is broke in that version of cm and rewrite the build.prop to fix it.
Thankyou I know I wrote alot.