Originally Posted by EarlyMon
The ancient Mayans had a secret for dry, extra crispy bacon.
They microwaved it.
Very few people know that, but it's true.
clearly their bacon skillz were lacking. that explains why they went extinct.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."