Originally Posted by TheAtheistReverend
Maybe they just ran out. Then rolled over dead in despair.
those poor souls
Im thinking, shall we survive this possible end of the world/bacon, that we make the 21st. "Bacon Day!"
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."