Originally Posted by EarlyMon
Have built bacon-powered asteroid deflector. Prospects are good, all systems nominal after pre-operational test shake out.
Need more bacon.
Send yours with all possible haste.
negative. One thing I dont do, is give away my bacon.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."