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FedEx Driver Can’t Read Street Signs, Shrugs
Could have been DHL, but we had a driver consistently mistake Monument with Willamette. I thought Dyslexia was left to right not right side up and upside down.
I've had a dogcatcher try to bust me for a biting dog.. I don't own a dog, never have owned a dog - he wouldn't shut up, kept lecturing me about dog control and was ready to ticket me for non-cooperation. I finally got to ask him what address he was supposed to be checking on - it was 2 freaking streets over!
He was totally pissed as he thought he had his complaint solved.