I had a watch cat. Big neutered male. He only went out with his harness and leash. Half the kids in the neighborhood were scared of him. If my daughter wanted company, I shut him up in our bedroom.
I don't get Christmas Cookies, I don't eat sweets. I just might be expecting a new eyepiece, though.
The dog catcher pissed me off. Wouldn't do anything about a neighbor whose dog constantly pooped in our yard.
The mail carriers make the same mistake. All they see is the house number. It doesn't help as the street has Way, Circle, Street, etc.with the same name in the same area. Stupid subdivisions.
One of the mail centers just lost my order from Amazon. It's sitting in a mail facility here, and no one can find it. Amazon made good on it.
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