I do one of these every year, I guess it's about that time. If you know me, you've seen this before.
If you think that you need high tech to take emotionally satisfying and fun pictures, then I offer this short video made on a Fisher-Price toy camera from years ago, the PXL2000 - 120x90 interlaced video - that's 10,800 pixels per frame.
About .01 MP video, right here.
Even if we're all wrong and megapixels do matter:
No. No, they do not.