Mods, transfer to another thread if you feel prudent, but seems this is too juicy to bury in a thread:
Key chemical-like induced zingers:
1. "The storage size is for a greater good"
2. "If you need more space, there are external solutions (sd card)"
Samsung responds to Galaxy S4 storage woes, says current setup is good
Seems their better response would be, "For consumers that desire more storage, we are offering two larger sizes to our retail partners". That way, they lob the storage ball into the CARRIER'S court.
Jeepers. This one kind of destroyed my good faith in a solution, so I am tapped out. That and carriers misleading as well.
Added: If this was the beginning of April, I would think this was a prank.