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Old September 10th, 2013, 10:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I guess The Onion is hating on apple:

Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C

In addition to unveiling the new flagship iPhone at a press event Wednesday, Apple CEO Tim Cook debuted a more affordable version of the device called the iPhone 5C, which is clad in a plastic casing and is available in a variety of colors. Here are some notable features of the budget-friendly iPhone:

- Small enough to fit comfortably in users’ cheeks or to tuck between their lower lips and gums
- Haggard-sounding Siri
- Interior-facing camera
- Includes extended seven-minute version of classic Marimba ringtone
- Coin slot
- Slick, oily screen
- Must be plugged in at all times
- Smells like a delicious wafer cookie
- Sturdy enough to lay down on paper and use edge to draw straight lines
- Built-in whistle
- Steve Jobs’ posthumous disapproval

Features Of The Lower-Cost iPhone 5C | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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