Call me cheap, but a $400 watch had better tell me the time, give me weather, texts, mail, make calls, give directions, and make me breakfast in the morning
Since I have a PHONE that does all but one of the above, I guess I just need breakfast.
When my Darling Bride retired, I told her good, she could start making me a hot breakfast before work. She said "you want a hot breakfast?" I said of course. She handed me a lighter and said "here, sport, set your corn flakes on fire."