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Old September 7th, 2010, 01:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So now that we all have flash,porn is the big question...at least my big question,now ove found sites that work but unfortunatly its a bitch to watch,zooming in is terrible and its a little choppy,is there ANYWAY to just download what you wanna watch and then jus topen it up in the gallery? Every time I long press on the video it just downloads the jpg file not the video

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the easiest way I usually watch porn is by tapping the top of my head with one hand and rubbing my stomach with the other..
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Old September 7th, 2010, 02:00 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Big help guys ha,yah I know I have the right forum
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Old September 7th, 2010, 02:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL!!! - thats awesome!!

I'm having a shitty day - and that nearly made me fall off my seat!!

Good on you for being honest with what you do with your phone - and sorry, i have no answer for you.
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Easiest way to watch porn is with a computer. Seriously. Where the hell are you that you need your porn to be that portable? Normal people do it in the privacy of their own house.

Where are you jacking it, kid? Sorry I cant answer the question for you though. Good luck!
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i dl torrents off of an adult site and port them to my phone like i would any other movie.
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Easiest way to watch porn is with a computer. Seriously. Where the hell are you that you need your porn to be that portable? Normal people do it in the privacy of their own house.

Where are you jacking it, kid? Sorry I cant answer the question for you though. Good luck!

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Wow...some forum you got here. Thanks for the help!!!
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While I can't really comment on quality, there are mobile versions of porn sites on the net that have been said to play on the phone. I don't think the flash on our phones really works right for this type of stuff though. I have not been able to watch a regular movie from sites like Hulu on my phone. That said, I am running Froyo off of a custom ROM and the regular OTA may provide some features that mine does not. I would just recommend searching Google for the name of a site or subject that you want and adding the word mobile at the end. It works quite well for other content and may work for this as well.

That said, this isn't a subject that too many people will take seriously. It is a touchy subject to some and others will see it as a joke in general. I wouldn't expect too many of your responses to be of a serious nature.

I will now take a moment remind everyone to keep their responses clean and that posting links to pornography is against the rules of the forum.
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Hahahaa lol you got soul dude hahahaa

I don't know of any sites but i do know of a mobile youtube downloader if this helps?

wapMyTube

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Okay i thought a bit about it for ya dude....

Okay here is suggestion dude lol

Get this bittorent client here for android:

http://www.androlib.com/android.application.org-ale-abtc-qmzp.aspx

Install....

Then give urself a good "hand"
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there is a free app in the android market that does just that.
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This thread shud be put in the hall of idiots!!! HAHAHHA!!!

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Shame man i shudn't be such a jerk though.... I am sorry for being a complete pain in the buttox i shud respect ur wishes whatever they are sorry dude forget what i said...i was being stupid.

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