Sinecure Industries

We're proud to announce the release of our first Android app Halp! - The Advice Generator v1.0 Application for Android | Entertainment

The Advice Generator has advice on dozens of topics - careers, life goals, self help, even snacks! There are over 800 exclusive pieces of advice designed to completely ruin your life. Presented in a clear, easy to follow format The Advice Generator is the ultimate advice and productivity app!


If you don’t like a piece of advice, give it a shake and receive a new piece of advice. Keep shaking until you get exactly what you want and you’re on your way to a better, more productive you!


The Advice Generator will help you:
- Find a new, satisfying career path
- Prepare delicious smoothies
- Find a new place to live
- Build and maintain meaningful relationships
- Build a homemade catapult
- Find exciting new dinner recipes
- Meet that special someone


With over 800 pieces of advice written exclusively for The Advice Generator you can’t go wrong! That’s only $0.00125 per piece of advice!
That’s right, the advice is that good. That intense. That surreal. Halp us halp you! Buy now!



REVIEWS:
“The advice may be random, but if it spews out advice like the above for gaining superhero powers, well then maybe it’s funny enough to give it a chance.” - GamingAngels.com


“With New Year’s resolutions just around the corner, this is the season for getting advice. And there’s an app for that.” - NewJerseyNewsroom.com