ChiweN

As alot of you know I traded my attain up for an LG connect. That being said, I bought an extended battery for the attain before I got rid of it. Its Hyperion brand, 3500 Mah with a backdoor. Never used, never even opened.

Since the post office isn't open until Monday, lets do this. Whoever can convince to send them the battery.. well they get it. Make me laugh, make me cry. Hell idk, just convince me lol. Ill take a pic of it in a bit so everyone knows its not a joke.

P.s. hitting the thanks button for offering something this awesome ups your chances I wouldn't give it to someone that can't give simple appreciation.

Good luck.

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Johnny Crapple

My gf has the attain and she is always running out of battery while she's out and I have to worry about her until she gets home. P.s. I'm naked eating Cheetos

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Tokenpoke

My phone is literally my lifeline on the job sight.
If I'm stuck or injured too high up in a tree to be heard I rely on my phone to contact my ground crew and emergency help if needed.
Same goes for if or when something goes wrong on the ground too.
And it would really help when I'm streaming massive amounts of cheeto porn.

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Johnny Crapple

You might see me in the Cheeto porn

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ChiweN

Holy shit Mike, what do you do for a living?

I'm married and a father so porn and cheetos has become a reality for me lol!

Still in the bubble wrap :

genovdot

Well I'm constantly on a job hunt (I'm like the only dev who doesn't ask for donations lol.) And when on the job search this phones battery constantly drains. Plus on the in.betweens I'm in the forums on my phone (that's probably why it drains lol) basically I could use all the extra battery life

Tokenpoke

I am an ISA certified arborist. This means I care for trees, anything from saplings to 100+ year old pines and oaks.... lemme show a pic....

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Johnny Crapple

I guess I lost lol oh well I figured I wouldn't win it anyway

Edit:I would like to add that when her battery runs out she is walking and running at night when I get home from work while I take care of my 1 year old kid so when she's gone a little long I get worried when I can't reach her.

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Last edited by Johnny Crapple; June 10th, 2012 at 11:46 AM.

otherside

Check your message Chiwen?

partylobster

Yesterday, my friend informed me that there is website called grandmaporn.org. Now, grandma porn normally isn't my thing but the fact that it was tagged with ".org" got me curious and I had to see this website for myself. After I got home from work I went straight to my bedroom and shut the door, keeping the lights off that way it would look like nobody was inside. I decided to use my phone, that way if somebody did come in I would be able to tell them I was just texting someone. I couldn't do it at first because of how gross the thought of nude wrinkly old women was to me, but eventually I came around. To my surprise, grandmaporn.org is indeed a real thing. I scrolled through for a few hours, being happily entertained by these oddly erotic women and my head was filling with fantasy at such a new concept! Would dating an older woman really be that bad? These women seem to still enjoy their sexuality and I found myself wanting to enjoy their sexuality with them. Suddenly, my doorbell rang and woke me up from my little sexy grandma world. I had forgotten my mom was visiting today, so I turned off my phone's screen and jutted to the door to greet her. We ventured into the living room where I set my phone down on the table while I left to fetch some drinks. While I was in the kitchen, I ear met the familiar chime of my phone politely informing me that the battery was nearly dead. All those geriatric females apparently took a toll on my phone's battery as well. My mother figured that I had just received a text and so kindly decided to check my phone and tell me who it was. I heard her belt out a scream, and I knew I was in trouble. My mom got scared, and said, 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.' I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, 'Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, 'Yo homes smell ya later!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air

Tokenpoke

Lol@last post

Last edited by Tokenpoke; June 10th, 2012 at 07:20 PM. Reason: Realized some may be squeamish.

Tokenpoke

Kid is 1? Can she chase the kid to sleep while the phone charges?
Problem solved, phone lives and running gets done.

*edit
Oh, and child sleeps.

Johnny Crapple

The point is she is with him all day so exercising is her little get away at night.
So who gets the battery

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ChiweN

It was a hard call. Decision was between Mike (Tokenpoke) and Johnny crapple.

I can obviously see why Mike could use this battery, seems like an awfully dangerous job, I wouldn't want to be up in a tree with nada but my phone.. you really outta get some two way radios man..

However, I decided to give the battery to Johnny. The reason being is that I can relate to his situation more. I have a wife and an 18 month old myself. I have been in similar situations with my wife being gone with a dead phone battery (can anyone say shitty galaxy indulge battery life? lol), and worrying about her well being. She didn't work in the best of areas, drove me nuts when her phone would die.

Pm me with shipping info and it will be on its way in the morning.

Tokenpoke

Woo! We have a winner!

Nice playing with y'all!

Johnny Crapple

Thanks chiwen I pmed the info and thanks tokenpoke for playing

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Tokenpoke

Np, had to provide competition.

Johnny Crapple

I guess nobody really won the battery because I never received it.
Edit: the package was returned for wrong address
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Last edited by Johnny Crapple; July 7th, 2012 at 07:16 PM.