The 5 word story game

[Mrniceguy]

This is an old game we used to play on the Trigger Pimps clan board (my old quake 3 clan)
So basically you continue the story using ONLY 5 WORDS EXACTLY

so
person1: one day my cat was
Person2: walking on the sidewalk when
Person3: a Microsoft employee asked him
Person4: WHy do u use android
Person5: Kitty ate his soul then
Person6: proceeded to do the macerana
and so on and so forth


Ill start it off....

I was walking to the...

[shivers316]

porn shop down the block...

[kabbie_mcfeely]

Originally Posted by shivers316

porn shop down the block...

and then I saw a

[Jacqueline]

thong wearing android who turned

[Stickwall]

into a fire breathing dragon

[Jacqueline]

who rose up and began

[Ramshackle]

to show me it's lingerie

[Carl C]

WOW , said windows Mobile......

[Ramshackle]

...I feel old and wrinkly

[Carl C]

Originally Posted by Ramshackle

...I feel old and wrinkly

Just like my...

[Ramshackle]

..big brother who is Windows....

[shivers316]

and has virus' in his

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

and has virus' in his

HARD drive.. much like the

[Jacqueline]

DOS viruses. Shuddering, he refocused

[shivers316]

on the fact that he

[Ramshackle]

..looks like his nemesis Mac

[Jacqueline]

Screaming, he rushed to the

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by Jacqueline

Screaming, he rushed to the

local sprint store to buy A

[Stickwall]

pair of pants and a

[Jacqueline]

pack of spearmint gum, which

[Carl C]

Didn;t taste very good so he purchased a

[vido.ardes]

large rubberised torch and stuck

[Ramshackle]

..the end of it in...

[angusn]

the dragon which followed him

[shivers316]

to the porn shop where

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

to the porn shop where

he purchased nerd porn which...

[shivers316]

didn't have any actual sex.

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

didn't have any actual sex.

only losers running firefox THAT

[shivers316]

blew up all Opera runners

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

blew up all Opera runners

and then you woke up :P

[shivers316]

to a world without Opera.

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

to a world without Opera.

And i had a SAD

[shivers316]

revelation that Opera was dead.

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

revelation that Opera was dead.

just like shiver who couldnt

[shivers316]

believe you messed his name

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by shivers316

believe you messed his name

then he restickied my threads :P

[Ramshackle]

because we were just arguing

[Jacqueline]

about nerdy dragon porn that

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by Jacqueline

about nerdy dragon porn that

shivers Constantly viewed whilst he

[Stickwall]

made fun of opera singers

[Mrniceguy]

Originally Posted by Stickwall

made fun of opera singers

And Jacqueline because she Was

[Carl C]

Originally Posted by Mrniceguy

And Jacqueline because she Was

Androidless ...

[Jacqueline]

But she refused to let it

[shivers316]

make her go postal on

[ggp]

anyone other than Carl, who

(speaking of Carl... just looking out for you buddy... five words, it's the rule... don't want Shivers to ban you from this one too like he wanted to with the binary thread for your gibberish!)

[Carl C]

is in fact totally awesome

{@ ggp , "5 word Story Game" , Sorry it never caught on I had to do five words , Thanks ggp !

That was close , Shivers is probably gonna kick my ass & ban me

Have some rep! }

[Jacqueline]

at playing the craps table

[ggp]

alone in his skivvies, while

[Carl C]

Munching on a lovely Éclair...

[shivers316]

When out came the cream


(Damn straight Carl! LOL)