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a fortune cookie.
*insert gold dollar from 2000*
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Used condom, still warm.
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The condom's filling.
four dollars, fifty cents.
April 30th, 2011, 04:39 AM
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One quarter
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April 30th, 2011, 10:26 PM
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A one way trip to the stoney lonesome.
four dimes
April 30th, 2011, 10:40 PM
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BOING....... a spring loaded boot pops out and kicks you in the nuts
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Your corn chips in the coin return.
A quarter on a string.
April 30th, 2011, 10:56 PM
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Your corn chips in the coin return.
A quarter on a string.
sorry your vagina doesn't recognize this as a tampon....try again
inserts a dinner plate from an african lip stretching ritual into oversized slot.
April 30th, 2011, 11:04 PM
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Some Jollof rice.
a shiny new dollar
April 30th, 2011, 11:08 PM
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a cup of milo
*5000 yen*
April 30th, 2011, 11:10 PM
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Mr. Roboto
Three nickels, and a dime
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Three nickels, and a dime
a blast of pepper spray and a mechanical arm that beats the shit out of you with a night stick..........add two more chucky cheese tokens to get tazed.
*inserts you into the slot after I shrink you with my shrinking ray*
May 1st, 2011, 06:50 PM
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One year of anger management classes
two Kennedys
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an assasination attempt...
good ol' fashion wooden nickle.
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"Good ol'" Intel 4004.
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May 16th, 2011, 02:56 PM
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A fried memory card
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1 bam bam
Four pennies, three dimes, three nickels, two quarters.
May 16th, 2011, 10:44 PM
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Vomit with a dash of snot
Insert 1 bar of soap and a penny
May 20th, 2011, 10:20 AM
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A half eaten coin washed with your soap.
Inserts 10 cents, a dime and Ashleyh6's Huawei Ascend.
May 20th, 2011, 10:56 AM
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Congrats you get a fist to the face and a foot to the crotch haha.. dnt fuk wit mah phn!!!
Insert a penny and the pink slip to androids car
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A broken mirror you broke with your penny. Seven years of bad luck!
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February 22nd, 2012, 08:52 AM
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World peace
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You get an iWatch
*inserts $1*
February 23rd, 2012, 10:37 PM
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no place like ~
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Half eaten McMidnight (like a McDouble, but at night)
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February 25th, 2012, 02:57 AM
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You got yourself a dime
*inserts 2 tokens*
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Machine recognition fails and blows out two tokes, that you miserably fail to inhale.
Inserts zombie fetus.
September 19th, 2012, 11:52 PM
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Inevitably jams the whole thing up, and you're shit outta luck. But you do get a good shock when you try to use it.
Inserts that one coin found with the pocket lint.
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All Apple's Patents
Insert le coins
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A cheese-eating surrender monkey.
inserts a vietnamese dong.
October 16th, 2012, 05:34 PM
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Average size dong.
inserts Neverstill Media's collective worth.
November 1st, 2012, 10:07 AM
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Maker Studio's worth
Insert 320 GB Hard drive, 32 pennies, and a golden leaf I found when I was 9
November 6th, 2012, 04:50 PM
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Maker Studio's worth
Insert 320 GB Hard drive, 32 pennies, and a golden leaf I found when I was 9
You get back to back replays of the two towers on your hard drive, 10 hits of acid for 32 cents which cause you to be immersed entirely into lord of the rings where you resemble a 9 year old and are being hauled off to Isengard at which point you loose your golden leaf.
Seeing the results of the last guy while waiting to use the vending machine, I insert 32 cents.
November 6th, 2012, 06:24 PM
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You get back to back replays of the two towers on your hard drive, 10 hits of acid for 32 cents which cause you to be immersed entirely into lord of the rings where you resemble a 9 year old and are being hauled off to Isengard at which point you loose your golden leaf.
Seeing the results of the last guy while waiting to use the vending machine, I insert 32 cents.
A Bowl of cold spaghetti.
Insert spit
November 10th, 2012, 04:49 PM
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Eww. I'm going to have to clean that up.
Inserts fart.
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Lights the methane - whoooshhh
inserts a politician
November 13th, 2012, 05:12 PM
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a bottle of republican tears.
insert a circle cut out of a soda can.
November 15th, 2012, 09:49 PM
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The soda that was in the can.
New u.s dolla coin
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November 17th, 2012, 10:57 AM
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New Canadian Dollar Coin.
Kim Kardashian Sextape
November 18th, 2012, 08:22 AM
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fake coin and what a cookie
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A Macaw
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November 28th, 2012, 04:36 PM
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Nightmares!
*Insert £1*
December 19th, 2012, 12:51 PM
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Gangnam style
*Insert 1000 Colombian Pesos*
February 6th, 2013, 07:46 PM
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Re: * Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)
You get 2 tons of coffee
*inserts coin*
February 6th, 2013, 11:48 PM
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Gets pulled out because it's bender.
Inserts 20 lira
February 8th, 2013, 04:59 AM
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Gets an espresso and 2 Vietnamese Dong in change
inserts a Windows 8 DVD
February 8th, 2013, 07:27 AM
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Habet unum pila
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You get your Windows 8 DVD back
Inserts coin
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Oh well, whatever, nevermind!
February 26th, 2013, 12:06 PM
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A large bag of Wasabi Peas
inserts belly-Button Fluff
March 3rd, 2013, 01:09 PM
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Re: * Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)
You get dryer lint.
*Inserts coin stolen from the Mushroom Kingdom*
March 3rd, 2013, 04:47 PM
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Re: * Insert coin* ( The vending machine game)
Magic mushrooms!
Insert 1 rupee
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Beef Madras
Insert iPhone
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