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For me, it begins and ends with Star Crystal. If you haven't seen it, don't! Nah, just kidding - it's a must see for all fans of so bad it's funny movies. Here's a comprehensive (and funny) review - X-Entertainment: Star Crystal Movie Review
Michael and Helga
Man was I excited to see this flick. My first porno movie as a kid lol. It was nothing more than a glorified sex ed flick. It was like spending an evening watching Mr. Science analyzing Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon's relationship. I KNOW you haven't seen this one.. keep it that way.
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A friend talked me into getting "Cabin Fever 2" for a movie night. Defying all laws of reason, it both sucked and blew. And not in a good way.
How about "Days of Darkness"? This movie is so, so bad. But the zombie poke in the crotch with a stick, causing it's penis to fall off, and then wrapping it up in a hankie and pocketing it (and no, I'm not joking...) scene maybe, just maybe is funny (and baffling) enough to save it.
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Any 1970s disaster movie sequel which involves aeroplanes or ships.
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I was a huge Bruce Willis fan when that came out. I had no idea what the movie was. Then just as I sat down to watch it, the very first scene degraded into a bunch of singing and dancing... "This is a musical"???
That was the first and only movie I've ever turned off 5 minutes into it with absolutely no interest in seeing any more of it.
Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs
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ever notice how all his movies have 2 things in common? that stupid vest he wears and the titles are all 3 word titles!! (on deadly ground, above the law, my stupid vest, my gay ponytail....lol)
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Sharktopus (SyFy Channel original)
Those are two all-time classic cheesy movies in my book! Heck, just look for any SyFy Channel original movie, preferably with the words Mega or Giant in it (Mega Pirahna; Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus; Mega Python vs Gatoroid....)
Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs
There are two types of people in this thread. Those who have seen The Room and those who haven't. They are pretty easy to spot.
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She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?