Cheesiest movie ever made.

As the title says lets see who can come up with the cheesiest movie ever made.
Dont know if this will take off or not but I will start

Plan 9 from outer space.

[gallandof]

hmm flash gordon was pretty cheesy from what I saw. never could get to watching the whole thing

Thats a bad one buy I do like it.

how about Xanadu

[eyebeam]

For me, it begins and ends with Star Crystal. If you haven't seen it, don't! Nah, just kidding - it's a must see for all fans of so bad it's funny movies. Here's a comprehensive (and funny) review -
X-Entertainment: Star Crystal Movie Review

[olbriar]

Michael and Helga
Man was I excited to see this flick. My first porno movie as a kid lol. It was nothing more than a glorified sex ed flick. It was like spending an evening watching Mr. Science analyzing Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon's relationship. I KNOW you haven't seen this one.. keep it that way.

[skwerm]

The Room

[Android_LIFE]

Cabin Fever.
Tons of cheese...
And a waste of time sitting thru it!
Just say NO

[eyebeam]

A friend talked me into getting "Cabin Fever 2" for a movie night. Defying all laws of reason, it both sucked and blew. And not in a good way.

How about "Days of Darkness"? This movie is so, so bad. But the zombie poke in the crotch with a stick, causing it's penis to fall off, and then wrapping it up in a hankie and pocketing it (and no, I'm not joking...) scene maybe, just maybe is funny (and baffling) enough to save it.

[mikedt]

Any 1970s disaster movie sequel which involves aeroplanes or ships.

[xmr405o]

Hands down.....

Red Sonja! And probably most if not all other Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.

Have u guys seen this movie. I remember watching it as a kid and I thought it was cool but now.....oh geez or should I say oh cheez

[vice86]

Dead Alive.....over the top cheesy gore but a classic horror movie

if you want to see a really weird movie...watch Bad Biology.

[cammyhorne]

Jaws 3D

[CRUMBsnatcher]

On Deadly Ground.

It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.

[Outlaw71]

Oh I have to throw 'Hudson Hawk' in this list.

I was a huge Bruce Willis fan when that came out. I had no idea what the movie was. Then just as I sat down to watch it, the very first scene degraded into a bunch of singing and dancing... "This is a musical"???

That was the first and only movie I've ever turned off 5 minutes into it with absolutely no interest in seeing any more of it.

[foxII]

Flashdance......And WTF was up with that ending.

[davidnmegan6907]

Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs

[highjakker]

Originally Posted by CRUMBsnatcher

On Deadly Ground.

It's the epitome of a Steven Seagal action flick.

ever notice how all his movies have 2 things in common? that stupid vest he wears and the titles are all 3 word titles!! (on deadly ground, above the law, my stupid vest, my gay ponytail....lol)

Just remembered ice pirates. So bad that it really was bad LOL.

[Knewz]

Titantic 2.... what better way to ruin a classic than with a horrible sequel

[highjakker]

tremors. nuff said.

[ScorpDX]

Orgasmo

[highjakker]

xxx (the vin diesel movie not the genre, lol)

Originally Posted by highjakker

xxx (the vin diesel movie not the genre, lol)

GUess you never watched the acting in a Pornographic movie. You must fast forward to the good stuff.,

[Olizzz]

asylum ... worst horror movie ever but such a cheesy ending

[Dan0myte]

The Last Airbender. Horrible, just horrible.

[Hrethgir]

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Sharktopus (SyFy Channel original)

Those are two all-time classic cheesy movies in my book! Heck, just look for any SyFy Channel original movie, preferably with the words Mega or Giant in it (Mega Pirahna; Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus; Mega Python vs Gatoroid....)

Any movie made by the scifi channel is cheesy.

[Tempusfugit]

Originally Posted by skwerm

The Room

^^ This

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[davidnmegan6907]

Dirty dancing

[johnlgalt]

Night of the Creeps

But, you gotta love B horror

[JediZombie]

Anything that has been on "Mystery Science Theater 3000"

[highjakker]

how about anything on lifetime network?

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

[highjakker]

mom and dad save the world.

Originally Posted by highjakker

mom and dad save the world.

awww man I loved that movie

[gallandof]

+1 to mystery science theater 300 stuff. love that show though!

[CandyApple]

Originally Posted by davidnmegan6907

Paranormal activity.. I still wonder how much they paid the actors in the "screening" for the previews. I to this day can't believe I paid $21 for me and the wife to be that bored for 1.5 hrs

hahahaha I totally agree on that one lol

[Swizz]

Originally Posted by skwerm

The Room

There are two types of people in this thread. Those who have seen The Room and those who haven't. They are pretty easy to spot.

She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?