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Why'd the Android cross the road...
To get a piece of Apple's pie!
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Why didn't the iPhone user cross the road?
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Because it was free to do as it pleased
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to get to the other side,... (dorky)
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because it's D**k was stuck in the chicken?
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Why did the Android cross the road... whilst playing a game?
Because is not an iPhone.
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Because he didn't have to pay 99 cents to do so...
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To get away from the travesty that is called Apple.
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Because Wertago said there was a kickin' party over there.
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Duh, to get away from the Zombies on the radar!
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Why did the Droid cross the road ?
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To eat an apple....
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It didn't....it just made the road cross under it....it's just that damn good
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Payback....because the road crossed it first!
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Because it can
(or Because it does, "Droid Does")
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To prove to the iPhone it could be done and the WinMo phone, the blackberry phone, the dumb phone and etc etc.
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To show everyone that it could do it better than the iPhone.
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To tell more people about it's OS!
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To prove its navigation feature works!
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To throw its iPod in the trash.
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In the spirit of Tommy Chong (from Cheech & Chong or That 70's Show, depending on your age): To mess with your mind, man! The government says the Android doesn't exist, but, man, I've seen it, and it'll blow you away, man.
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Why did the Android cross the playground?
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"Why did the Android cross the road?"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
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To ban you for not sharing the Laffy Taffy!
It was chocolate too!
I'd never had chocolate LT, but it was good.
Now, 5 days later, I'm thinking I need to go to the candy store!
So
ban you for reminding me how good it was.
Oh wait, that post should go somewhere else.
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because it was escaping the murder it committed on apple after dosing down the evidence in oxyclean.
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To show AT&T that he could get 3G reception even across the street.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
An Android Insider
An Android Insider Who?
I can't tell you who my resources are, but I can confirm that 2.1 is coming to Eris next week.
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To pee on Steve Job's lawn!
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To get it's 2.1 update! (not really funny, but i'm getting impatient for this update...)
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Re: Why'd the Android cross the road...
To get flash 10.1.
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To show apple it was allowed to go into the XXX bar.
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To go get belgian waffles at the local diner.
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Re: Why'd the Android cross the road...
To get rooted
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Re: Why'd the Android cross the road...
To get rooted so it could access all the little goodies it was missing out on before.
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Why did the Android cross the road?
Because Steve Jobs said it couldn't.
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