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accompanied by a bright flash and a DeLorian came out of nowhere and the door opened and a kid that looked like a young Michael J Fox came out and said "what the hell, oops!" and got back in and drove down the highway and disappeared again and then
"Having a good morning, ladies?" and then the truck driver and his monkey pulled out machetes and killed all the ladies except for one, named Victoria, and then they hopped back in their truck and roared off, laughing all the way, and then Victoria said
there was a flash of light and she was transported suddenly to a large green tent with a doctor and several wounded patients on beds all over the place and she realized that she had traveled back in time to Austria during the tail end of WWII and a doctor jumped when he saw her and asked. . .
"Victoria,.... *gasp*..... I..... am ..... your...... father...."
Victoria was clearly shocked at this brand new 100% fresh plot twist. Peter's dying words continued, "you should know the truth about your origins... go to the ---
why he loves to dress up in women's clothing and smear lipstick on his face while he dances in front of his living room window for the passersby, but only on Fridays, and also ask him about. . . .
hundreds upon hundreds of fat, ugly moles fall from the sky, their already dead carcasses raining down upon the genie and Victoria. They head for cover into a cave, where they make mad ravenous love. After the mole rain ends, the genie says, "Okay, come on, you have one more wish left. I gotta be somewhere." So Victoria says. . .
realizes that there is no youtube because it's WWII (remember, Victoria, you stupid idiot?), and so she leaves her camera behind and walks out of the cave and sees a beautiful house in the distance sitting on top of a huge mountain and so she says "Genie, Genie, come back!" and the genie appears and says "What do you want, I was about to take a dump" and she says "My last wish is to go to that house!" and the Genie says, "Um, well," and so Victoria says "Now!" and so the Genie snaps his fingers and she appears in front of the house and it has a huge sign that says "Eagles Nest" and she remembers from history class that it was Hitler's house in the mountains, and she looks up at a window and sees a little guy with a Hitler 'stache, and she walks up to the front door and. . .
She reappears at Eagles Nest and this guy in an SS uniform says "Sie sind schön!" and she says "What?" and he takes out a knife to kill her but suddenly the genie appears and snaps his fingers and the german guy blows up like a big balloon of meat, and then. . .
Victoria gets and up goes to school, smiling over how nice and imaginative her dream was and what a pity, a freaking pity, that it was over, and suddenly on her way to the bus stop, a 300 pound man of grotesquely ugly proportions runs into her and says "Hello, there, young lady, what's your name?" and Victoria says "Victoria" and the man says "Nice to meet you, Victoria, my name is Karanpr, but you can call me Kara, like Superman's girl cousin" and then Victoria says. . .
Victoria walked to the library. Fortunately, this was one of the only libraries in the world to have the book she was looking for: the Necronomicon. Victoria is very aware of it's power. This isn't the first time she's dabbled into the darker powers of the universe. She knows all about the Great Old Ones, the Elder Gods and the Outer Gods. She is not to be trifled with.
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*Back at her work*
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Gary was just finishing his fourth cup of coffee. He didn't even feel bad about firing that girl, what was her name again?. Didn't matter. He emailed HR and told them to look for a new employee.
"Would you like a credit card ? "
Gary The Boss "NO"
Slams the phone
His mobile rings
"Get a free holiday ?"
Gary "NO "
and so he was hounded everyday and night by annoying phone calls and spam emails .
Victoria laughed far away.
She unleashed the most powerful Dark Magic on Gary
Telemarketers.
was hungry. This was weird because Steve had just eaten a Voltron sized meal of ham, turkey, and pizza. Upon realizing exactly what he had eaten, Steve was worried about his sanity. Turkey, Ham, *and* pizza! It was then that Steve heard a knock on his door
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