Story game

bigb3456 · March 20th, 2011, 05:41 PM

I'll start off with a couple words and you guys will continue with a single sentence til we come up with a whole story.(sorry if re-post)

One day....

twospirits · March 21st, 2011, 03:38 PM

not long ago,

APDell · April 28th, 2011, 06:18 AM

a tribe of women...

angldvl81 · August 16th, 2011, 03:13 PM

Were walking down the highway

G.Armour · August 19th, 2011, 01:35 PM

On their way to a river.

9to5cynic · August 21st, 2011, 11:12 PM

They walked over a small hill only to find....

G.Armour · August 22nd, 2011, 09:12 AM

A group of midgets who were..

9to5cynic · August 22nd, 2011, 10:16 PM

enjoying a pig roast. This was not a normal pig though, it was....

scott n · August 23rd, 2011, 12:57 PM

a flying pig

xmr405o · August 23rd, 2011, 06:45 PM

talks because those types of flying pigs live...

angldvl81 · August 23rd, 2011, 06:58 PM

In Antarctica with the...

9to5cynic · August 24th, 2011, 09:21 PM

snow. Snow always makes pigs talk. After seeing the midgets the group...

Flumme · August 24th, 2011, 09:26 PM

decided to stop looking down on people.

9to5cynic · August 24th, 2011, 10:06 PM

This was impossible, due to the group being on top of a hill, so they simply sat and watched until they heard a loud BANG! it was....

September 29th, 2011, 09:01 AM

accompanied by a bright flash and a DeLorian came out of nowhere and the door opened and a kid that looked like a young Michael J Fox came out and said "what the hell, oops!" and got back in and drove down the highway and disappeared again and then

highjakker · September 29th, 2011, 10:19 AM

a big semi came to a screeching hault and a truck driver hopped out with his chimpanzee side-kick. they asked,

September 29th, 2011, 10:53 AM

"Having a good morning, ladies?" and then the truck driver and his monkey pulled out machetes and killed all the ladies except for one, named Victoria, and then they hopped back in their truck and roared off, laughing all the way, and then Victoria said

Tresezk · September 29th, 2011, 12:08 PM

"Is there a doctor in the house ?"

Then suddenly ....

September 29th, 2011, 12:27 PM

there was a flash of light and she was transported suddenly to a large green tent with a doctor and several wounded patients on beds all over the place and she realized that she had traveled back in time to Austria during the tail end of WWII and a doctor jumped when he saw her and asked. . .

highjakker · September 29th, 2011, 12:45 PM

"are those real?". Victoria was shocked but flattered and said "of course they're...."

Yeahha · September 29th, 2011, 07:28 PM

"...my secret", she winked and pulled out a...

9to5cynic · September 29th, 2011, 09:38 PM

.44 Magnum. She waved it in front of...

Tresezk · September 29th, 2011, 10:02 PM

Peter the doctor .
"Any last words",she said.
"Kamikaze..."

9to5cynic · September 29th, 2011, 10:30 PM

And Peter the doctor lunged at her, drawing a rusty medical scalpel as his weapon.

Tresezk · September 29th, 2011, 11:01 PM

They stared into each other's eyes Dragonball Z style.
Then Peter said,"This is not going anywhere .Lets settle this over a game of Strip Ludo"

And the dice is rolled ......

9to5cynic · September 29th, 2011, 11:37 PM

Of course, Victoria had no clue what Ludo was, so she......

Yeahha · September 30th, 2011, 06:24 PM

Shot Peter. As he died he said...

9to5cynic · September 30th, 2011, 10:14 PM

"Victoria,.... *gasp*..... I..... am ..... your...... father...."

Victoria was clearly shocked at this brand new 100% fresh plot twist. Peter's dying words continued, "you should know the truth about your origins... go to the ---

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 10:30 AM

"Mountain which looks like a mole-hill and contact Mole No. 62 .He is ........."
(Breaks the fourth wall)

October 1st, 2011, 10:46 AM

a total flaming idiot, but he is also. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 10:53 AM

"a rodeo clown . Ask him about ......."

October 1st, 2011, 10:54 AM

why he loves to dress up in women's clothing and smear lipstick on his face while he dances in front of his living room window for the passersby, but only on Fridays, and also ask him about. . . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 11:00 AM

"The Pyramid of Osiris and Hanging Ghosts of Babloscion "

Victoria " ???????? "

Peter "Just pulling your leg .Ask the dude about the "

And peter Dies .

All Victoria has is one 34 sided dice

She wonders ...........

October 1st, 2011, 11:03 AM

what it does as she rolls it and it lands on #2. Suddenly it disappears and a genie appears in its place.

"Why helllooooooooo, little lady! My how nice it is to be out of that dice! You have 2 wishes, what will the first one be?"

And Victoria says. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 11:26 AM

"Banko Tomolo Tripoli Binkoi Tuzumpu "

Genie " Beep error "

And suddenly

October 1st, 2011, 11:29 AM

hundreds upon hundreds of fat, ugly moles fall from the sky, their already dead carcasses raining down upon the genie and Victoria. They head for cover into a cave, where they make mad ravenous love. After the mole rain ends, the genie says, "Okay, come on, you have one more wish left. I gotta be somewhere." So Victoria says. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 11:38 AM

Victoria "Once more "

genie "Peter's daughter is crazy as him"

Genie "So long "

Victoria quickly takes a video and uploads it on YouTube.

and then........

October 1st, 2011, 11:42 AM

realizes that there is no youtube because it's WWII (remember, Victoria, you stupid idiot?), and so she leaves her camera behind and walks out of the cave and sees a beautiful house in the distance sitting on top of a huge mountain and so she says "Genie, Genie, come back!" and the genie appears and says "What do you want, I was about to take a dump" and she says "My last wish is to go to that house!" and the Genie says, "Um, well," and so Victoria says "Now!" and so the Genie snaps his fingers and she appears in front of the house and it has a huge sign that says "Eagles Nest" and she remembers from history class that it was Hitler's house in the mountains, and she looks up at a window and sees a little guy with a Hitler 'stache, and she walks up to the front door and. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 11:49 AM

She is teleported to 2011 .
She meets Dax
Victoria "Who are you ? "
Dax " E equals mc squared "
and then

October 1st, 2011, 11:57 AM

damn you

She reappears at Eagles Nest and this guy in an SS uniform says "Sie sind schön!" and she says "What?" and he takes out a knife to kill her but suddenly the genie appears and snaps his fingers and the german guy blows up like a big balloon of meat, and then. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 12:00 PM

triinnng
"Victoria ,get up and go to school "

Suddenly .....

October 1st, 2011, 12:07 PM

Victoria gets and up goes to school, smiling over how nice and imaginative her dream was and what a pity, a freaking pity, that it was over, and suddenly on her way to the bus stop, a 300 pound man of grotesquely ugly proportions runs into her and says "Hello, there, young lady, what's your name?" and Victoria says "Victoria" and the man says "Nice to meet you, Victoria, my name is Karanpr, but you can call me Kara, like Superman's girl cousin" and then Victoria says. . .

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 12:27 PM

LMAO.(I wish I were 300 pound

)

"I will call you HanTrio as in HanTrio the Cockatoo Thief . "

HanSolo suddenly appears from future

2Pie/three ......

9to5cynic · October 1st, 2011, 10:48 PM

Victoria snaps awake. She looks around, and she is sitting in front of her work desk. The windows xp clock says 11:32 am.

When you can't sleep, thinks Victoria, it is easy to lose yourself in imagination. Everything feels so far away.

In steps her boss with ....

Tresezk · October 1st, 2011, 10:59 PM

"Victoria stop playing Achron already !!"
Victoria "Silence imbecile ,I am Queen Beezelbub from Cthulu"

Boss "You are fired "

And so....

9to5cynic · October 1st, 2011, 11:16 PM

Victoria walked to the library. Fortunately, this was one of the only libraries in the world to have the book she was looking for: the Necronomicon. Victoria is very aware of it's power. This isn't the first time she's dabbled into the darker powers of the universe. She knows all about the Great Old Ones, the Elder Gods and the Outer Gods. She is not to be trifled with.

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*Back at her work*
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Gary was just finishing his fourth cup of coffee. He didn't even feel bad about firing that girl, what was her name again?. Didn't matter. He emailed HR and told them to look for a new employee.

*The phone rings....*

Tresezk · October 2nd, 2011, 12:53 AM

"Would you like a credit card ? "
Gary The Boss "NO"
Slams the phone
His mobile rings
"Get a free holiday ?"
Gary "NO "
and so he was hounded everyday and night by annoying phone calls and spam emails .

Victoria laughed far away.
She unleashed the most powerful Dark Magic on Gary
Telemarketers.

Suddenly Steve ......

9to5cynic · October 2nd, 2011, 09:17 PM

was hungry. This was weird because Steve had just eaten a Voltron sized meal of ham, turkey, and pizza. Upon realizing exactly what he had eaten, Steve was worried about his sanity. Turkey, Ham, *and* pizza! It was then that Steve heard a knock on his door

*knock knock knock*

Tresezk · October 3rd, 2011, 03:38 AM

Steve ,"who is there "

Stay Tuned for scenes from the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

highjakker · October 3rd, 2011, 01:13 PM

"banana"

steve, "banana who?"

*knock knock*

steve, "who's there?"