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July 27th, 2011, 04:12 PM
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#51 (permalink)
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it's just your brains oozing out, don't worry about it
my feet stink
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July 31st, 2011, 12:02 PM
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#52 (permalink)
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You know you want to.
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Build a fire and stick em in it till you smell burning flesh.
My back hurts
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August 10th, 2011, 01:03 AM
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#53 (permalink)
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Try sliding down five flights of stairs face-up. Helps me and I recommend it to everyone!
There is a large squirrel gnawing on my face
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September 8th, 2011, 07:55 AM
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#54 (permalink)
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That's what you get for sticking your face in the peanut butter jar. I suggest therapy.
I have liver spots.
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September 8th, 2011, 11:38 AM
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#55 (permalink)
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Drink through it
My nose itches
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September 8th, 2011, 10:24 PM
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#56 (permalink)
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Try snorting some crushed glass. That should ease your itching woes.
I can't see my back
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September 8th, 2011, 11:03 PM
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#57 (permalink)
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no place like ~
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Remove an eye.
Ear pressure.
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September 9th, 2011, 02:32 PM
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#58 (permalink)
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Jab an ice pick in your ear canal. Just be careful not to go into your brain.
I have the munchies.
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September 9th, 2011, 03:56 PM
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#59 (permalink)
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Stop smoking pot and move to cocaine lol your appetite will vanish.
My feet are wet
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September 9th, 2011, 03:57 PM
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#60 (permalink)
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Stop peeing on your feet
I'm thirsty
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September 9th, 2011, 06:20 PM
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#61 (permalink)
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Beer!!!!
I stopped peeing on my feet but they're still wet
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September 9th, 2011, 07:28 PM
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#62 (permalink)
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Usually off topic
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Take your feet out of the toilet.
I get headaches when I forget to drink.
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September 9th, 2011, 08:36 PM
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#63 (permalink)
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Go to the e.r. and ask them to hook up an intravenous alcohol drip
Lol
Feet are out of the toilet, I haven't peed on them for at least ten minutes, and THEYRE STILL WET!!
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September 9th, 2011, 09:51 PM
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#64 (permalink)
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Dry them off.
My urine is a funky color.
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September 9th, 2011, 10:01 PM
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#65 (permalink)
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no place like ~
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Close your eyes after pissing.
Arm is itchy.
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September 9th, 2011, 10:46 PM
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#66 (permalink)
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Apply itching cream to your arm.
My butt hurts
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September 10th, 2011, 12:11 AM
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#67 (permalink)
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That is not a storage space. Try a closet or a box
I think my job is gonna cause me an aneurism
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September 10th, 2011, 12:17 AM
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#68 (permalink)
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no place like ~
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Punch your boss. Aneurism defeated with the boss.
Case of curiosity.
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September 10th, 2011, 12:34 AM
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#69 (permalink)
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Well if you don't like cats then I'd suggest getting one. (Bad attempt at a joke)
I can't stop leeching my neighbors wifi lol
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September 10th, 2011, 12:37 AM
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#70 (permalink)
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no place like ~
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Invite yourself over. Then they'd be obligated to offer it to you.
Weak memory, forgot to post my illness (case proven  )
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September 10th, 2011, 08:26 AM
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#71 (permalink)
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Try compulsively buying anything you see in late night TV advertising. In a week you should have enough worthless stuff to not need memory.
I can't stop licking fan blades
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September 12th, 2011, 02:55 PM
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#72 (permalink)
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Treatment depends on whether they are android fans or apple fans. Further information is necessary.
I'm stuck in the past.
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September 12th, 2011, 09:40 PM
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Usually off topic
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Take a good dose of speed
Got my IV liquor drip, now I can't drive
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September 12th, 2011, 11:28 PM
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#74 (permalink)
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Buy an airplane. Flying's just like in the video games right?
I jammed a USB drive into my ear canal
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September 18th, 2012, 10:50 AM
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#75 (permalink)
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Blah
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October 16th, 2012, 03:29 PM
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#76 (permalink)
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Collect the wax to make candles.
My tongue is furry
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October 25th, 2012, 05:16 PM
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#77 (permalink)
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Shave it.
I can't stop farting.
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October 28th, 2012, 03:52 PM
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#78 (permalink)
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Stop visiting Taco Bell.
I have constant phone envy...
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May 2nd, 2013, 09:30 PM
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#79 (permalink)
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Become a klepto
My DNA has been mutated with gerbil DNA!
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May 2nd, 2013, 11:06 PM
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#80 (permalink)
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Moderator
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Don't be frustrated for running in circles
I have a wart on my finger.
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May 2nd, 2013, 11:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by olbriar
Don't be frustrated for running in circles
I have a wart on my finger.
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[Hey buddy  Mod status now I see, now I get to bug the crap out of YOU  ]
Go kiss the toad that peed on your finger, your new prince charming will remove it for you
I've got an ankle biter
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May 3rd, 2013, 02:37 AM
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#82 (permalink)
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Send it back to where it came from.
I'm broke.
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May 3rd, 2013, 09:52 PM
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#83 (permalink)
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Here's some super glue and duct tape, that should hold you together for a while.
I spontaneously have to make a spanking maneuver with my hand and yell YEEHAW! every ten minutes.
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May 3rd, 2013, 10:19 PM
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#84 (permalink)
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Change your name to YEAHHA
I can't get my head out of the chimney.
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May 4th, 2013, 08:31 AM
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#85 (permalink)
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Make candles.
my toes are curling up
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May 4th, 2013, 09:59 AM
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#86 (permalink)
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Tell that girl to stop doing what she's doing.
I wheeze.
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May 4th, 2013, 10:06 AM
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#87 (permalink)
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Clueless Senior Member
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A good shot of albuterol might do you good.
I am bored waiting in a line
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May 4th, 2013, 10:11 AM
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#88 (permalink)
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Keep playing here.
Money burns a hole in my pocket.
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May 12th, 2013, 12:53 AM
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#89 (permalink)
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Wear undies made of asbestos
I can't get enough bbq
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May 12th, 2013, 12:54 AM
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#90 (permalink)
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Cook more bbq.
I'm a chocaholic.
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