Good Medicine

[DsyMnapTic]

Here's an interesting idea for a game that has potential to spark up some quirky posts....

Alright to simply state the rules, one person will name a sickness, or an ailment, or any sort of bodily disfunction that they "are dealing with" and the person following their post will give them a remedy to solve their said ailment

FOR EX:
First person: I sprained my ankle
Next person: stand on that same leg and jump up and down five times

1 MORE EX:
First person: I have the flu
Next person: Stay in bed all day

I don't know....whatever, but BE SURE TO TELL THE NEXT PERSON WHAT YOUR AILMENT IS AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN A REMEDY.

[DsyMnapTic]

My nose is too big

[Kelmar]

Smash it down with a hammer.

I've got a headache.

[no one]

Stick your hand in a deep fryer


i'm alive

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by no one

Stick your hand in a deep fryer


i'm alive

Hold your breath.


I've got gas!

[no one]

Quit eating beans.



i coughed up a lung.

[olbriar]

don't stop caughing.. it looks like the only exercise you are getting

my feet are dried and cracked

[DsyMnapTic]

Dry enough to snap off?.....if not try along the cracks, might be easier.........If not its no use, try lodging them in someone ass and breaking them off.....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities to perform the procedure. I recommend The person who goes by the nickname of no one


there's a midget growing out of my armpit

Originally Posted by DsyMnapTic

Dry enough to snap off?.....if not try along the cracks, might be easier.........If not its no use, try lodging them in someone ass and breaking them off.....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities to perform the procedure. I recommend The person who goes by the nickname of no one

Forget something? Take a hammer and beat yourself in the head till you remember what you forgot.

I have a splinter in my finger.

[DsyMnapTic]

Not accepting vile patients at the moment sir you'll. have to wait in the lobby

meanwhile I still have this midget growing from my armpit

[no one]

Suggest a good surgeon to remove the tumor from the midgets feet.


there's blood in my alcohol.

[DaSchmarotzer]

Stop drinking a Bloody Mary.

Talking about blood, there's some dripping from my ear.

[olbriar]

quickly apply a tourniquet to the neck

I have a sharp pain in my shoulder

[DsyMnapTic]

Quick........Catch this medicine ball!


I have ghanaherpesiffilitus

[olbriar]

take two years of spelling and call me in the morning

i have an ingrown toenail

[lordofthereef]

Grow it out instead of in

My left nipple is turning orange.

[olbriar]

take the cheese curls away from your mate

my shoulder is aching

[Bugly]

set your hair on fire, you'll forget your shoulder aches

i get a sharp pain in my eye when I drink my tea (lobs this one to the next player...)

[olbriar]

try either using or removing the straw from your glass

I get cramps in my legs

[NightHawk877]

Take two Aleve capsules. All day pain relief.

Montezuma's revenge.

[KOLIO]

Use a cork.

A bad case of tinnitus.

[Clementine_3]

Tell the voices in your head to take their wind chimes down.

I have tennis elbow.

[olbriar]

Hold your racket with your foot.

My eyes are hurting.

[NightHawk877]

Stop what you are doing to make them hurt.

I have Nintendonitis.

[olbriar]

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

[NightHawk877]

Originally Posted by olbriar

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

Already have a 360 and a Kinect.

Make the rest of your body bigger.

I have athlete's foot.

[olbriar]

Learn to play the violin

I get heat rash when I'm in the sun too long.

[Swipe]

Scrap rash with sandpaper until it disappears.


I'm blind in one eye.

[NightHawk877]

Here's a cybernetic replacement.

I have worms

[olbriar]

Time to go fishing

My ears itch inside.

[Clementine_3]

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green )

[olbriar]

Originally Posted by Clementine_3

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green )

Removing the leg just above the cut will stop the wound from bleeding.

My little finger is crooked.

(thanks... I hope I deem worthy)

[G.Armour]

Cut it off

I'm a nympho

[olbriar]

I'm sure someone here can help but not cure your condition

My neck is stiff tonight.

[shutterpoet]

move your monitor

dopeless

[olbriar]

roll and smoke your carpet

I have a bump on my shoulder

[Yeahha]

Get a mirror and a straw

My voice is gone thanks to a swollen artery in my neck

[G.Armour]

Get punched in the throat

My back hurts

[johnlgalt]

Do 1000 situps.

My left arm is going numb on a daily basis.

[G.Armour]

Stick it in a meat grinder...


I can't sleep

[NightHawk877]

Nyquil. Works great.

I can't stop farting.

[Bugly]

so collect it in a jar and run your car on it...

my liver fell out

[olbriar]

Liver is a great catfish bait.. you are set.

I have a huge blood blister on my hand.

[BabyBlues]

poke it with a pin, drain and be sure to sanitize with antiseptic (that'll also make you forget how much it hurt when you got the blood blister cause you'll be cursing the pain of the antiseptic)


my nipples are always hard

[olbriar]

remove the tongue from your ear

my hands keep feeling numb

[melissapugs]

don't play so much pocket pool

my hair hurts

[NightHawk877]

Wear it down.

My foot fell asleep

[olbriar]

Only wake it when it begins to snore

My neck is stiff.

[Dan0myte]

Stop taking so much Viagra

I have to pee really bad but I'm too busy reading these forums

[olbriar]

your shoe should suffice as an adequate receptacle

my ears seem to be excessively waxing