Good Medicine

DsyMnapTic · May 2nd, 2011, 04:06 PM

Here's an interesting idea for a game that has potential to spark up some quirky posts....

Alright to simply state the rules, one person will name a sickness, or an ailment, or any sort of bodily disfunction that they "are dealing with" and the person following their post will give them a remedy to solve their said ailment

FOR EX:
First person: I sprained my ankle
Next person: stand on that same leg and jump up and down five times

1 MORE EX:
First person: I have the flu
Next person: Stay in bed all day

I don't know....whatever, but BE SURE TO TELL THE NEXT PERSON WHAT YOUR AILMENT IS AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN A REMEDY.

DsyMnapTic · May 2nd, 2011, 04:07 PM

My nose is too big

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 04:08 PM

Smash it down with a hammer.

I've got a headache.

no one · May 2nd, 2011, 11:36 PM

Stick your hand in a deep fryer

i'm alive

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no one

Stick your hand in a deep fryer

i'm alive

Hold your breath.

I've got gas!

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 12:09 AM

Quit eating beans.

i coughed up a lung.

olbriar · May 3rd, 2011, 12:15 AM

don't stop caughing.. it looks like the only exercise you are getting

my feet are dried and cracked

DsyMnapTic · May 3rd, 2011, 09:24 PM

Dry enough to snap off?....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities

there's a midget growing out of my armpit

May 3rd, 2011, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DsyMnapTic

Dry enough to snap off?.....if not try along the cracks, might be easier.........If not its no use, try lodging them in someone ass and breaking them off.....Here's a prescription its a list of those with qualified anal cavities to perform the procedure. I recommend The person who goes by the nickname of no one

Forget something? Take a hammer and beat yourself in the head till you remember what you forgot.

I have a splinter in my finger.

DsyMnapTic · May 3rd, 2011, 09:38 PM

Not accepting vile patients at the moment sir you'll. have to wait in the lobby

meanwhile I still have this midget growing from my armpit

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 10:49 PM

Suggest a good surgeon to remove the tumor from the midgets feet.

there's blood in my alcohol.

DaSchmarotzer · May 3rd, 2011, 10:58 PM

Stop drinking a Bloody Mary.

Talking about blood, there's some dripping from my ear.

olbriar · May 3rd, 2011, 11:19 PM

quickly apply a tourniquet to the neck

I have a sharp pain in my shoulder

DsyMnapTic · May 4th, 2011, 04:09 PM

Quick........Catch this medicine ball!

I have ghanaherpesiffilitus

olbriar · May 4th, 2011, 10:02 PM

take two years of spelling and call me in the morning

i have an ingrown toenail

lordofthereef · May 21st, 2011, 03:01 PM

Grow it out instead of in

My left nipple is turning orange.

olbriar · May 22nd, 2011, 11:26 PM

take the cheese curls away from your mate

my shoulder is aching

Bugly · May 25th, 2011, 11:28 PM

set your hair on fire, you'll forget your shoulder aches

i get a sharp pain in my eye when I drink my tea (lobs this one to the next player...)

olbriar · May 26th, 2011, 12:36 AM

try either using or removing the straw from your glass

I get cramps in my legs

NightHawk877 · May 26th, 2011, 12:45 AM

Take two Aleve capsules. All day pain relief.

Montezuma's revenge.

KOLIO · May 26th, 2011, 06:47 AM

Use a cork.

A bad case of tinnitus.

Clementine_3 · May 26th, 2011, 06:59 AM

Tell the voices in your head to take their wind chimes down.

I have tennis elbow.

olbriar · May 26th, 2011, 09:20 PM

Hold your racket with your foot.

My eyes are hurting.

NightHawk877 · May 27th, 2011, 01:52 PM

Stop what you are doing to make them hurt.

I have Nintendonitis.

olbriar · May 27th, 2011, 05:03 PM

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

NightHawk877 · May 27th, 2011, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by olbriar

switch to xbox

my feet are so big that everyone steps on them

Already have a 360 and a Kinect.

Make the rest of your body bigger.

I have athlete's foot.

olbriar · May 27th, 2011, 11:15 PM

Learn to play the violin

I get heat rash when I'm in the sun too long.

Swipe · May 28th, 2011, 08:26 AM

Scrap rash with sandpaper until it disappears.

I'm blind in one eye.

NightHawk877 · May 28th, 2011, 09:44 PM

Here's a cybernetic replacement.

I have worms

olbriar · May 29th, 2011, 12:03 AM

Time to go fishing

My ears itch inside.

Clementine_3 · May 29th, 2011, 08:53 AM

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green

)

olbriar · May 29th, 2011, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clementine_3

Go outside.

I have a gash on my leg.

(and congrats on being green

)

Removing the leg just above the cut will stop the wound from bleeding.

My little finger is crooked.

(thanks... I hope I deem worthy)

G.Armour · May 29th, 2011, 11:59 AM

Cut it off

I'm a nympho

olbriar · May 30th, 2011, 12:46 AM

I'm sure someone here can help but not cure your condition

My neck is stiff tonight.

shutterpoet · May 30th, 2011, 10:36 AM

move your monitor

dopeless

olbriar · May 31st, 2011, 01:11 AM

roll and smoke your carpet

I have a bump on my shoulder

Yeahha · June 2nd, 2011, 10:13 PM

Get a mirror and a straw

My voice is gone thanks to a swollen artery in my neck

G.Armour · June 4th, 2011, 12:41 PM

Get punched in the throat

My back hurts

johnlgalt · June 4th, 2011, 02:59 PM

Do 1000 situps.

My left arm is going numb on a daily basis.

G.Armour · June 5th, 2011, 08:50 PM

Stick it in a meat grinder...

I can't sleep

NightHawk877 · June 6th, 2011, 11:00 PM

Nyquil. Works great.

I can't stop farting.

Bugly · June 7th, 2011, 12:17 AM

so collect it in a jar and run your car on it...

my liver fell out

olbriar · June 7th, 2011, 12:59 AM

Liver is a great catfish bait.. you are set.

I have a huge blood blister on my hand.

BabyBlues · June 9th, 2011, 12:10 PM

poke it with a pin, drain and be sure to sanitize with antiseptic (that'll also make you forget how much it hurt when you got the blood blister cause you'll be cursing the pain of the antiseptic)

my nipples are always hard

olbriar · June 10th, 2011, 01:39 AM

remove the tongue from your ear

my hands keep feeling numb

melissapugs · June 10th, 2011, 02:12 AM

don't play so much pocket pool

my hair hurts

NightHawk877 · June 16th, 2011, 09:10 PM

Wear it down.

My foot fell asleep

olbriar · June 19th, 2011, 02:14 AM

Only wake it when it begins to snore

My neck is stiff.

Dan0myte · June 21st, 2011, 04:50 PM

Stop taking so much Viagra

I have to pee really bad but I'm too busy reading these forums

olbriar · June 22nd, 2011, 12:59 AM

your shoe should suffice as an adequate receptacle

my ears seem to be excessively waxing