Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but they only blog in binary

I wish my managers had enough sense to tell someone training me what they need me trained on before training starts

[Tresezk]

Wish granted . They tell you what needs to be trained but not when .

I wish I am bored .Again .

[TxGoat]

Wish granted, but since you were already bored your wish for boredom has reacted with your current state of boredom and instead of granting you MORE boredom, you're granted a clock so you can see how slowly the boredom ticks away.




I wish I hadn't spent so much time trying to embed a clock in this post....

[kool kat2]

Wish granted. You never joined AF.

I wish I could see the loch Ness monster

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but it turns out to be a Scottish punk rock band

I wish my facial hair grew evenly

[Tresezk]

Wish granted . You are now a panda .


I wish I can sleep all day long .

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but then Samsung sues you and you get served

I wish I was bilingual knowing English and Japanese

[Tresezk]

wish granted .You now live in Somalia however ....

I wish I knew the identity of the ninja-thanker

[Vistz]

Wish granted. But you've uncovered a covert CIA operation and must now be held in captivity for the rest of your life.

[Yeahha]

Wish granted? Welcome to AF

I wish Somalia had 4G

[Tresezk]

Wish granted .You have to pirate three ships full of ninjas for one years worth of 4G ...

I wish herodroid or his clone Vistz posts next .

[Vistz]

Wish granted, but now you have to do my bidding for eternity.

I wish I had the ability of flight.

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but you don't find out there is a time limit until you are 1500 feet in the air and start falling and it takes 6 hours between flights

I wish I was a 12 year old Japanese girl

[bill.g]

Wish granted but you find you are a 12 year old Japanese boy in drag.

I wish my car was paid off.

[Yeahha]

Wish granted you drop your comp coverage then the car catches on fire and is a total loss.

I wish it wasn't raining

[kool kat2]

Wish granted. Its hailing.

I wish i was a better sniper

[Tresezk]

Wish granted . You however earn your bread boxing ...

I wish the next poster wins .

[Vistz]

Wish granted, but you just lost the game.

I wish I was obscenely wealthy.

[kool kat2]

Wish granted. You're a Kardashian.

I wish for a flamethrower

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but it backfires randomly

I wish my forehead wasn't growing

[TxGoat]

Wish granted, you get hair plugs but find out the donor follicles came from Ron Jeremy's backside.


I wish AF wouldn't sleep around so much and get interweb cooties.

[Yeahha]

Wish granted AF now uses an electronic contraceptive sponge, you are asked to install it

...Next Tuesday

I wish I could spell correctly

[kool kat2]

Wish granted, you google every single word you ever write or type.

I wish I could go bowling

[PerkinsII]

Wish granted, but you don't know how to type

I wish I was The Doctor

[Yeahha]

Wish granted you are "The" Doctor Phil



I wish I had a pet walrus

[kool kat2]

Wish granted, your walrus is dr. Phil

I wiah i had more chips

[TxGoat]

"wiah" granted, you are a ranch hand and the ranch owner lets you have all the "chips" you want.


I wish the administrative assistant at work that tries to implement IT policy would go ______ herself.

[Tresezk]

Wish Granted .You are promoted to admin assistant however .

I wish for more lolcats .

[Yeahha]

Wish granted


Oh you said LOLcats not longcat...

I wish for Rico to get a Galaxy Note

[Tresezk]

Wish granted . He is running iOS 5 on it smoothly .

I wish marc posts next .

[marc12868]

Wish granted, but it is really actually Rico in disguise O.o

I wish I didn't always doubt myself.

[Tresezk]

wish granted .You now doubt the universe and Yeahha .

I wish someone bans me for bumping this thread .

[marc12868]

wish granted. You can never play FG's again.

I wish there were more people who played FGs

[kool kat2]

Wish granted. I'm here

I wish I had plans for tonight.

[marc12868]

Wish granted. You will be attended a boring business meeting

I wish I could fly.

[Tresezk]

Wish Granted .Only in kool kat 2's boring business meeting

I wish the AF staff were involved in the boring business meetings .

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but you, AC13, and I were all late due to playing FG now we have have to take Frisco on his morning walks so he doesn't get lost on the way or pee in the living room.

I wish a mod thanks this post

[Nomnom98]

My wish: Tacos.

[scary alien]

Nomnom98,

I'm going to merge this thread with this one that appears to be along the same lines:

Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Please let me know if its not .

Cheers!

[9to5cynic]

Tacos granted. But they are from taco bell and only contain 5% beef.

I wish that this wish was un-corruptable

[Tresezk]

Wish granted . Your af account is sold on craigslist

I wish the next poster fails to make a wish .

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but see my edit history

Edit: I wish for some candy

[Tresezk]

Wish granted .You can't eat sweets for a year however .

I wish for the wishing fish .

[Yeahha]

Wish granted it is out of charges

I wish I could breath fire at will.

[marc12868]

Wish granted, but the first time you breathe fire you will be burned to a crisp

I wish I had a better job

[Yeahha]

Wish granted but you now work 80 hours a week...you do get an extra 2¢ per hour tho...

I wish "..." had a button on the keyboard so I didn't have to press "." three times...

[marc12868]

wish granted. You can buy an attachment for $5,000,000.

I wish my laptop was better.

[Yeahha]

Wish granted you gain an additional byte of ram

I wish the next poster gets lots of free money from google.

[Tresezk]

Wish granted. I hire you as my accountant

I wish marc is renamed to mark

[Yeahha]

Wish granted, but he still keeps his username as Marc#####

I wish I understood social networking.