Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[no one]

Wish granted, but now you have four flat tires.


i wish, there was no more 2% milk

[golfingator]

Wish granted, but you now have an unlimited supply of 1% milk.

I wish I had a hot tub.

[no one]

Wish granted, but it is filled with raw sewage.



i wish, i was Beyonce's favorite pair of panties.

[DsyMnapTic]

wish granted.....but its 40 years down the line and she's gained 300 pounds.

I wish i could reverse time and have the fine beyonce back.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by no one

Wish granted, but it is filled with raw sewage.



i wish, i was Beyonce's favorite pair of panties.

Wish granted,but,JAY-Z raided her panty drawer & is wearing them.

I wish the HUAWEI ASCEND had ADOBE FLASH.

[no one]

Wish granted, but due to a flux in the space time continuum, she does not recognize you. She presses charges and under the new stalker law you serve life with no possibility of parole.

i wish, for every dollar i spent i get two in return.

Wish granted but your paid in pesos.

Wish My wife would do as I said.

[DsyMnapTic]

she does.....but you spontaniously blurted something in a foreign toung that you couldn't comprehend and she leaves you to be with Fabio.

I wish for it to rain large amounts of slimy cow feces that eventually dry out and encrust the world.

Granted but even wishes cant accuratly place where the weather will be, So it winds up falling in your house.

I wish space had oxygen.

[sonofaresiii]

It does, but someone let Michael Bay out there and he created an explosion that consumed it all.

I wish I knew how to cook bacon better.

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Wish granted, but the bacon is still burnt and tastes nasty.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by sonofaresiii

It does, but someone let Michael Bay out there and he created an explosion that consumed it all.

I wish I knew how to cook bacon better.

Wish granted,but,it's SOY BACON.

I wish the ANDROID MARKET had a PAID APP FOR FREE program just like AMAZON APPSTORE.

[DsyMnapTic]

wish not granted for being just as lame as the person above you.

I wish for you to Bow and kiss my feet

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Wish granted, but only in your dreams.

I still wish to not be bored.

[DsyMnapTic]

wish granted...... and because my dreams manifest into reality, you are no longer board because you are my servent

I wish for you not to be able to corrupt my wishes........ever

Granted but the guy next door corrupted them.

I wish for you to the opposite of what I wish for,

[DsyMnapTic]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Granted but the guy next door corrupted them.

I wish for you to the opposite of what I wish for,

for wish i what of opposite the to you for wish I........sorry does not comply.....

I wish to be a real boy.

Wish granted your turned in to Boy George.

I wish I lived in orlando Fl.

[sonofaresiii]

Wish granted but OH NO HURRICANE!!!!

I wish Firefly hadn't gotten canceled.

Wish granted its only cancelled on your tv.

I wish I had 3 weeks of vacation.

[DsyMnapTic]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted its only cancelled on your tv.

I wish I had 3 weeks of vacation.

Congratulations.......you won a 3 week vacation to one of two places......Haiti or Libya.

I wish for another earthquake in haiti.... and what evers goin on in Libya to continue

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but now the survivors go and try to kill you

I wish for everyone to like this thread as much as the mod before liked it

[Kelmar]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but now the survivors go and try to kill you

I wish for everyone to like this thread as much as the mod before liked it

Your wish has been granted, but they just don't know or believe it.

I wish I had the stuff to make a root beer float without having to go to the store.

[DsyMnapTic]

Granted......A river sweeps through your house and there goes your Root beer.....justa floatin away

I wish I had a little black box to put Satan in.

Granted and we put you in there with him. Father and son shouldn't be separated.

I wish mowing grass was easier.

[no one]

Granted, now you reside in Barstow.



i wish, this disease was terminal

[DsyMnapTic]

you now have a herd of cattle in your yard

I wish to come and pick shrooms at your newly development cattle ranch.

[no one]

Granted, but your trip is one way, to the coroner


i wish, people would stop corrupting my awesome wishes!

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Wish granted, but you don't have any awesome wishes.

I wish I could relive my childhood.

Wish grated you relived last week kid.

I wish I was 20 again.

[no one]

Wish granted, but you slip and fall during your elation and never regain consciousness.



i wish, my mom had a headache.

[DsyMnapTic]

A second you appears

i wish to anihilate both of you

Originally Posted by DsyMnapTic

A second you appears

i wish to anihilate both of you

Would grant but dont know what anihilate means. Gives you spell check instead.

I wish racism would end.

[no one]

Wish granted, but the human race is now extinct


i wish, money grew on trees

Wish granted but you cant reach it.

I wish I could buy the world a coke and teach them to sing in perfect harmony.

[no one]

Granted, but it's the wrong king of coke.


i wish, i had a ladder.

Wish granted but arrested for being a peeping tom.

I wish for you to have a kitten.

[no one]

Wish granted, Chinese food anyone?


i wish, people would keep their wishes to themselves.

Granted you get no more wishes.

I wish people would think before they speak.

[no one]

Granted, now the is the beautiful sound of silence.

i wish, to discover oil in my backyard.

[DsyMnapTic]

its in the form of whale blubber

wish to give you an atomic wedgie

Wish granted but the atomic blast kills you in the process.

I wish lightsabers were real.

[no one]

Granted, but being unskilled you lose your right arm, and several toes on your right foot.


i wish, Mark David Chapman was born a quadriplegic!

Wish grated but Lennon still dies. Even wishes cant deny destiny .

I wish Courtney love blew her self away instead of kirk.

[no one]

Granted, but one can not kill that which is already dead.

i wish, rap never existed!

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but because of that all music died shortly after


I wish for a fun game to pop up in tomorrow's amazon appstore free app of the day

[no one]

Granted, but Zulu warriors claim it and kill any and all who wish to play.

i wish, it was illegal to utter rap and music in the same sentence!

[-Lulu]

Granted but you just said it so you have been taken to jail with a gay guy named bob.


I wish to go back to my sponsorship back at Maintain Skate Shop

[forddna]

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by forddna

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was a little bit taller..

Granted,but,now your legs start where your breasts used to be.

I wish I had breasts!