Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game) - Page 3

no one · May 1st, 2011, 10:22 PM

Granted, but everything grew as well.

i wish, 6 was 9.

KOLIO · May 1st, 2011, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no one

Granted, but everything grew as well.

i wish, 6 was 9.

Wish denied,forddna's wish has already been granted.

I wish I had breasts!

-Lulu · May 1st, 2011, 11:33 PM

Wish granted but you now have guys trying to touch them.

I wish i wasn't lazy

no one · May 1st, 2011, 11:38 PM

Granted, but now you obsessively, and compulsively, clean one area of you house.

i wish, to drive the new BMW 6.

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 06:08 AM

Granted, but now your man boobs touch your knees and people are terrified of you.

I wish it wasn't monday.

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 08:09 AM

Wish granted, it is now 11:55pm on Sunday.

I wish I owned an uninhabited tropical island.

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

Wish granted, it is now 11:55pm on Sunday.

I wish I owned an uninhabited tropical island.

Wish granted, but it's only the size of a kitchen table.

I wish the dogs would stop barking at every little noise they hear.

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

Wish granted, it is now 11:55pm on Sunday.

I wish I owned an uninhabited tropical island.

Wish granted! The island is STILL uninhabited,for you are not on it.

I wish my avatar had a HEART!

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelmar

I wish the dogs would stop barking at every little noise they hear.

Wish granted, but now there are a crap ton of continuous noises EVERYWHERE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KOLIO

I wish my avatar had a HEART!

Wish granted, but the heart is too big to fit on the image so now your avatar is just a big red square.

- I wish pens wouldn't run out of ink...

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

- I wish pens wouldn't run out of ink...

Wish granted, but the tip broke off of all of your pens and ink is running everywhere!

I wish a pizza would show up at my door because I'm hungry.

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelmar

Wish granted, but the tip broke off of all of your pens and ink is running everywhere!

I wish a pizza would show up at my door because I'm hungry.

(lol noooo I didn't think of that!

)
Wish granted but it's cheese-side-down on the sidewalk and the ants got to it before you did.

I wish returnable cans and bottles were worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents.

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

(lol noooo I didn't think of that!

)
Wish granted but it's cheese-side-down on the sidewalk and the ants got to it before you did.

I wish returnable cans and bottles were worth 5 dollars instead of 5 cents.

Wish granted but the only recycling center is 2000 miles away.

I wish that ants hadn't gotten to my pizza!

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelmar

Wish granted but the only recycling center is 2000 miles away.

I wish that ants hadn't gotten to my pizza!

Wish granted but now you can't get to it either!

I wish it was possible to plant and grow lollipops.

Kelmar · May 2nd, 2011, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

Wish granted but now you can't get to it either!

I wish it was possible to plant and grow lollipops.

Wish granted, but they are all laced with cyanide.

I wish that someone invented an affordable personal space air conditioner.

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelmar

Wish granted, but they are all laced with cyanide.

I wish that someone invented an affordable personal space air conditioner.

Wish granted... it's called spray yourself with water while standing in front of a fan.

I wish sharks were friendly.

DsyMnapTic · May 2nd, 2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomnompie

Wish granted... it's called spray yourself with water while standing in front of a fan.

I wish sharks were friendly.

Wish not granted because friendly is perceived differently by you and the shark.......its unfriendly if he eats you from your stance, but you also make a nice friendly meal

nomnompie · May 2nd, 2011, 03:12 PM

I wish DsyMnapTic would play the game the right way..

DsyMnapTic · May 2nd, 2011, 03:22 PM

wish granted....but my last wish was invisible and you had to be magic to see it.

I wish people could learn how to use magic

forddna · May 2nd, 2011, 05:28 PM

Wish granted, but but everyone is now blind.

I wish they'd post a real pic of Bin Laden's carcass.

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 06:07 PM

Wish granted but it wont be till 2012 when he actually dies

I wish for a ice cream sandwhich

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but it wont be till 2012 when he actually dies

I wish for a ice cream sandwhich

Wish granted,but,it tastes like S***,because it's made from cowchips & bird droppings.

I wish for a cool pair of sunglasses for my avatar.

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 08:10 PM

Wish granted but you accidentally sit on them and they break.

I wish no one else will think I'm a girl D:

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but you accidentally sit on them and they break.

I wish no one else will think I'm a girl D:

Wish granted,now your genitals are prominently attached to your forehead,which in turn,leads to you having a new nickname(take a guess!).

I wish the NFL Lockout would end,so the season may start on-time.

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 10:14 PM

Wish granted but it starts on a season in which you will hibernate during.

I wish my engaged gf's mom wasnt going to file a lawsuit on me so i stay away from her daughter............

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but it starts on a season in which you will hibernate during.

I wish my engaged gf's mom wasnt going to file a lawsuit on me so i stay away from her daughter............

Wish granted,now,her father files a similar permanent restraining order effective immediately.

I wish for new episodes of 'BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD'

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 10:42 PM

Wish granted but its actually not the same beavis and butthead you used to watch but an actually beaver bitting a butthead.

I wish when you granted my wish you didnt state the second part.

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but its actually not the same beavis and butthead you used to watch but an actually beaver bitting a butthead.

I wish when you granted my wish you didnt state the second part.

Wish granted,now,your GF has filed a permanent restraining order against you,effective immediately.

I wish for SPOCK EARS for my avatar.

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 10:50 PM

Wish granted, but now your avatar believes hes too good for you and leaves your avatar space

I wish you would stop granting my wishes D:

no one · May 2nd, 2011, 10:51 PM

Granted, but they are only visible to Lt. Saavik.

i wish, i was at WoodStock (The real one)

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 11:04 PM

Wish granted, you are now with woodstock and snoopy

I wish i would stop crying

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 11:18 PM

Wish granted,now farts come out of your tear ducts.

I wish for a goatee for my avatar!

-Lulu · May 2nd, 2011, 11:34 PM

granted, but it takes him 25years to grow it

I wish a flying unicorn will take me on a magical ride over the rainbow

KOLIO · May 2nd, 2011, 11:38 PM

Wish granted,but,you're sitting on the unicorn's horn for the entire trip.

I wish CRICKET® had TRUE unlimited 3G data for their ANDROID PLAN.

-Lulu · May 3rd, 2011, 12:19 AM

Wish granted but you accidently checked Limited instead of unlimited when updating your plan. Now you only have 500kb of data.

I wish i would stop dying in rainbow unicorn attack!

nomnompie · May 3rd, 2011, 07:30 AM

Wish granted but the rainbows exploded and made your skin permanently rainbow colored.

I wish Master Chief from Halo was real.

-Lulu · May 3rd, 2011, 06:09 PM

Wish granted but he then throws a plasma grenade around you.

I wish i wouldn't die

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 06:18 PM

Wish granted, but you are in an accident and now brain dead.

i wish, for some really good heroin.

DsyMnapTic · May 3rd, 2011, 06:21 PM

Wish granted......but you still age and your prominent forehead testicles now sag to China.

I wish to float in a most peculiar way

May 3rd, 2011, 06:22 PM

Wish granted a shark bites off your arms and legs and you bob in the ocean.

I wish my work place wasnt so hot.

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 06:35 PM

Wish granted, now you work in the Bering sea.

i still wish, for some really good heroin!

DsyMnapTic · May 3rd, 2011, 06:41 PM

Wish granted.....now because of your post being over a public network, the DEA storms your house and takes all your heroin for their own personal use and hauls you off to prison

I wish for the shadow people not to steal my skin

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 06:44 PM

Wish granted, but it is stolen by a recently escaped heroin user.

i wish, the lady in red, would dance with me.

May 3rd, 2011, 06:57 PM

Wish granted enjoy your dance.

I wish Santa was real

-Lulu · May 3rd, 2011, 07:07 PM

Wish granted but he gives you coal every year

I wish for more condoms

May 3rd, 2011, 07:10 PM

Wish granted but they have holes in them

I wish my coal would turn in to a diamond.

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 07:13 PM

Granted, but they are all used. (By that guy from in sink)

i wish, i had some top quality Lobster Cantonese

tattedman · May 3rd, 2011, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but they have holes in them

I wish my coal would turn in to a diamond.

Wish Granted but now Diamonds are worthless and coal is worth more than gold....

Quote:

Originally Posted by no one

Granted, but they are all used. (By that guy from in sink)

i wish, i had some top quality Lobster Cantonese

wish granted but you get food poisoning
I wish meet the hotest chick in the world right now and nothing goes horrible wrong

no one · May 3rd, 2011, 07:18 PM

Wish granted, but you can't see her through the flames.

i wish, my foot would stop kicking random strangers!

tattedman · May 3rd, 2011, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by no one

Wish granted, but you can't see her through the flames.

i wish, my foot would stop kicking random strangers!

wish granted but this is cause your foot was cut off

I wish it wasn't 90 degrees right now

May 3rd, 2011, 07:22 PM

Wish granted its now 120F

I wish grass wasnt greener on the other side,.

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