Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

[-Lulu]

" Corrupt A Wish "

Hello everyone and welcome to the new forum game to pass time when your bored " Corrupt A Wish ". A simple and fun game everyone will come to love. I only ask for all of you to not get out of hand and keep within the limits of the AndroidForums Rules.

Gameplay
The first post user which is me will state a wish - The second poster will say " Wish granted but...." and thats where you will corrupt the wish and so on. He/she then will wish for a wish after he corrupted the other. Simple and fun game.

Examples

Bill - I wish for the 2.2 update

Sally - Wish granted but you dont know how to install it
- Now i wish for food.

See how she granted his wish but corrupted it in the end. Thats what we'll be doing. After she included her wish to keep the game going.

One more example

Sally - I wish i was a duck

Bob - Wish granted, but you die in 2days
- Now i wish for a new phone


Hope you enjoy this game - May it begin!!!




Ill start -

- I wish for a 5layer burrito from tacobell.

[Rhonda1964]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

" Corrupt A Wish "

Hello everyone and welcome to the new forum game to pass time when your bored " Corrupt A Wish ". A simple and fun game everyone will come to love. I only ask for all of you to not get out of hand and keep within the limits of the AndroidForums Rules.

Gameplay
The first post user which is me will state a wish - The second poster will say " Wish granted but...." and thats where you will corrupt the wish and so on. He/she then will wish for a wish after he corrupted the other. Simple and fun game.

Examples

Bill - I wish for the 2.2 update

Sally - Wish granted but you dont know how to install it
- Now i wish for food.

See how she granted his wish but corrupted it in the end. Thats what we'll be doing. After she included her wish to keep the game going.

One more example

Sally - I wish i was a duck

Bob - Wish granted, but you die in 2days
- Now i wish for a new phone


Hope you enjoy this game - May it begin!!!




Ill start -

- I wish for a 5layer burrito from tacobell.

Wish granted but it gives you projectile diarrhea. I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

[-Lulu]

lol , Wish granted but i lied

- I wish for a new skateboard

[MoneyHoarder87]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

lol , Wish granted but i lied

- I wish for a new skateboard

Wish Granted, but on your way to the skate park you are hit by a bus and become a quadriplegic.
I wish i had a new car.

[-Lulu]

Originally Posted by MoneyHoarder87

Wish Granted, but on your way to the skate park you are hit by a bus and become a quadriplegic.
I wish i had a new car.

Wish granted, but you cant afford gas.

-I wish for a new avatar

[Rhonda1964]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted, but you cant afford gas.

-I wish for a new avatar

Wish granted but but your old one is stuck in cache forever.

I wish I could be broke as a joke and my car would break down.

[-Lulu]

Originally Posted by Rhonda1964

Wish granted but but your old one is stuck in cache forever.

I wish I could be broke as a joke and my car would break down.

umm hard to understand what you just said

But wish granted, but your stuck on the highway and now have to hitchhike a ride.

- I wish to be a Mod.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

umm hard to understand what you just said

But wish granted, but your stuck on the highway and now have to hitchhike a ride.

- I wish to be a Mod.

WISH GRANTED!,but,your mod duties are limited to a WINDOWS PHONE 7 forum only.

I wish for a new PLATINUM tooth for my avatar.

[septembersrain]

Originally Posted by KOLIO

WISH GRANTED!,but,your mod duties are limited to a WINDOWS PHONE 7 forum only.

I wish for a new PLATINUM tooth for my avatar.

I grant you your wish of getting that tooth but, Your going to get it jacked by Elfs to pay for Santas new sleigh a day later. (LOL)

I wish this poster hadn't copied the EXACT same game we've got on PPA.

[-Lulu]

Originally Posted by septembersrain

I grant you your wish of getting that tooth but, Your going to get it jacked by Elfs to pay for Santas new sleigh a day later. (LOL)

I wish this poster hadn't copied the EXACT same game we've got on PPA.

Wish granted, but you have to stop hating .-.

[Gmash]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted, but you have to stop hating .-.

Wish granted, but without haters you're stuck in a world of annoyingly happy people.

I wish I had an ice cold beer.

[-Lulu]

Wish granted, but its frozen so you cant drink it

i wish for the internet to be less boring

[no one]

Wish granted, but you are only allowed to watch others enjoy the new awesomeness!


i wish a giant slab of concrete would crush my skull!

[-Lulu]

Originally Posted by no one

Wish granted, but you are only allowed to watch others enjoy the new awesomeness!


i wish a giant slab of concrete would crush my skull!

Wish Granted, but it didnt kill you

- I wish for my gf to call me in the morning

[no one]

She does. Only to tell you, she used your tooth brush, to clean where the dog soiled the carpet.



i wish for marmalade skies

[olbriar]

your wish is granted but you can't see the sky through the tangerine trees

i wish for a dollar for every forum game post i make

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by olbriar

your wish is granted but you can't see the sky through the tangerine trees

i wish for a dollar for every forum game post i make

Wish granted,but,it's MONOPOLY® money.

I wish for a RED FEMALE ANDROIDto keep my avatar company.

Wish granted but shes a lesbian

I wish I had 4g in my area.

[DaSchmarotzer]

Wish granted but it's on another network.

I wish I had come up with something funny.

Wish granted but only you find it funny.

I wish I could date Jessica Alba for one day.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but only you find it funny.

I wish I could date Jessica Alba for one day.

Wish granted,but,she is now JESSE ALBA,for SHE is now a HE.

I wish for some hair for my avatar.

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

Wish granted, but your avatar will grow hair in its mouth, too.

I wish that today, I will have a great birthday.

Wish Granted but you cant remember how great it was.

Wish my son would listen.

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but he only listens to you when you give him money

I wish i can visit colorado to be with my future wife in the summer

Wish granted but she tells you its over.

I wish for world peace.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but she tells you its over.

I wish for world peace.

Boy,that's a tough one.You're trying to end this game early,aren't you?!

Well enough then,wish granted,but,you've been relegated to spreading the message of peace eternally by riding around on a bicycle,clad in black slacks,white dress shirt w/ a black tie, FOREVER! YEAH,LDS!

I wish for a sex toy,specially suited for my avatar!

Granted but you have to bend over and spread them wide.


I wish no child was molested.

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but your son was molested before your wish was granted


I wish for a android avatar like kolio's but pink

Wish granted but your turned in to the pink android dude and Rosie uses you every night.

Wish apple was no more.

[KOLIO]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but your turned in to the pink android dude and Rosie uses you every night.

Wish apple was no more.

I thought we covered this wish once already(World Peace) LOL.

OK,wish granted,but,you'll have a never-ending line of former Apple Zombies @ your door, moaning 'Help Meeeeeeeeee',Dark Jedi !

I wish I could literally talk out of my ass,so people could better understand me.

Wish granted but you still spew $hit.

I wish gingerbread OTA would come out already.

[-Lulu]

Wish Granted but your not allowed to update

I wish for more wishes

[DsyMnapTic]

wish granted......but the universal wish identifier screws up and gives you more wishes, but what you didn't realise is that Wishes is the name of a hermaphrodite stripper.

I wish for an automatic buger picking machine

[Swizz]

Wish granted, but it's second hand.

I wish PSN was back up and running

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but its back down in 2seconds flat


I wish for my dad to hurry up with the food .-.

[DsyMnapTic]

Originally Posted by -Lulu

Wish granted but its back down in 2seconds flat


I wish for my dad to hurry up with the food .-.

wish granted.....but he just smoked a phatty and had the munchies and ate it all.

I wish for everyone to simultaniously to have an out of body experience.

[no one]

Wish granted, but there is no way back in.

(Thanks a lot! Now we can't play anymore.)



i wish my father had never met my mother.

[-Lulu]

Wish granted but now you were never born

I wish for my mom to stop crying just because i told her i didnt love her .-.

[no one]

Wish granted, but now she is crying because you love her.

i wish, my previous wish, was actually true!

[olbriar]

your wish is regranted but.. there is no such word

i wish i had something great to wish for

Wish granted but your wife takes it.

Wish I never had to work again.

[Kelmar]

Wish granted but you are dead so it really doesn't matter.

I wish a thread full of so much win had been created sooner.

[nomnompie]

Originally Posted by Kelmar

Wish granted but you are dead so it really doesn't matter.

I wish a thread full of so much win had been created sooner.

Wish granted but the server crashed and the thread got deleted anyways.

-I wish that this smiley -> was real and could be my friend!

Wish granted but it mutated in to this

I wish the mods would disappear.

[Kelmar]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but you was just too late to see it.

I wish the mods would disappear.

Your wish is granted, but in reality it was you who was forced to leave.

I wish I could come up with a better wish!

Wish granted but you turned in to me.


I wish I was rich.

[Kelmar]

Originally Posted by Dark Jedi

Wish granted but you turned in to me.


I wish I was rich.

Wish granted, but it's all in the stolen dye packs from banks.

I wish I could get a new phone every 3 months.

Wish granted but its never the phone you wanted.

I Wish Tron would come out on blu-ray.

[sonofaresiii]

Wish granted, but it was Tron: Legacy.

I wish I had more eggs so I could make waffles.

Wish granted but they are rotten eggs.

I wish my car was fixed