Conspiracy Theory

Fadelight · February 13th, 2010, 12:40 AM

Here is how the game works...

Make up a conspiracy. (Not something you've heard somewhere.)

It has to be possible, even if it is unlikely.

My conspiracy: The government is behind Google Buzz/ Facebook.

Here's why: For many years, people have believed that "big brother is watching", and everyone has been paranoid about cameras and satellites. Maybe someone in the government decided to achieve their results by creating something the people believed they wanted. Viola... apps that can tell your friends where you are and what you are doing at any/every moment... gps tracking in real time, geotagged photos, etc. Now big brother knows where you are and what you are doing at all times, and no one even knows it.

InstantKarma · February 13th, 2010, 01:23 AM

Bill Hicks was the second incarnation of Christ, and the Powers That Be gave him pancreatic cancer to shut him up.

eyebeam · February 13th, 2010, 01:25 AM

This thread was authored by some covert government agency to find out if we really know what they're up to. Sneaky indeed...

tiredhiker · February 13th, 2010, 01:52 AM

So if you are going to commit a crime leave your cell phone at home... There is only one law, the law of getting caught. Stupid people get caught all the time, smart people get caught too but not as much...

Notahotshot · February 13th, 2010, 02:07 AM

If you leave your phone at home prior to committing a crime then we... I mean they, they have you for premeditation.

Android phones are latest step it the alien plan to take over the world. When we start seeing the cute little android guys walking around we won't be worried about it. At least until the start using the hidden mind control option built into every android phone.

By the way the iPhone was the control test.

Fadelight · February 13th, 2010, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Notahotshot

By the way the iPhone was the control test.

And given the results, the human race is surely doomed.

Notahotshot · February 15th, 2010, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Fadelight

And given the results, the human race is surely doomed.

Exactly, it accelerated the propagation and proliferation of the Apple Fanboy.

IOWA · February 17th, 2010, 12:09 AM

Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are relatives.

Notahotshot · February 17th, 2010, 09:58 PM

If by relatives you mean the same man you are right. Actually they are one and the same android controlled by a top secret division of Texas Instruments who will soon take over the world from their undersea base.

trekgraham · February 17th, 2010, 11:20 PM

Virtual reality company linden labs maker of second life developes a lifelike android of Obama funded by Bill Clinton. To replace Obama with Bill Clinton.

Robchaos · February 18th, 2010, 12:03 AM

cash4gold is actually a government backed company that is hoarding gold so we can go back to a gold standard of currency and shore up our economy.

IOWA · February 18th, 2010, 12:19 AM

^^thats actually somewhat true......

google is run by the masons

Fadelight · February 18th, 2010, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by IOWA

^^thats actually somewhat true......

google is run by the masons

Nah, it is actually run by the Templars, through Abstergo. Of course, it wouldn't be fair to say they invented it. They just found it.

(1m 26s into the video)

IOWA · February 18th, 2010, 05:15 AM

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^^thats actually somewhat true......

google is run by the masons

Nah, it is actually run by the Templars, through Abstergo. Of course, it wouldn't be fair to say they invented it. They just found it.

(1m 26s into the video)

no, the masons and templars are all divisions of thier masters, the illuminati

Doit2it · February 27th, 2010, 11:36 AM

Dinosaurs were invented by the CIA to discourage time travel.

Notahotshot · February 27th, 2010, 04:30 PM

The third period, fifth grade natural sciences class at Wainwright Elementary School has developed a process which will revolutionize peanut butter production. They plan to use it to corner the market and destabilize the world economy. You should stock up on peanut butter now.

Thefoodman52 · February 28th, 2010, 01:28 PM

The cake is a lie.

Notahotshot · March 1st, 2010, 01:51 AM

The Vancouver Olympic games were a hoax. The whole thing was filmed on a sound stage at Pinewood Studios in front of a green screen. Special effects by Industrial Light and Magic. Anyone who claims to have been there or participated is in on the hoax. I mean come on, you can clearly see the wires on Shaun White's triple corkscrew mctwist 1260.

Fadelight · March 1st, 2010, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Thefoodman52

The cake is a lie.

It wasn't a lie, though.

You destroyed the entire building for nothing.

papichulo69r · March 10th, 2010, 12:50 AM

On July 5th 1942, outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, an unidentified flying object crashed causing a fire that scorched land in a 13km radius from the impact point. First responders arrived to find what seemed to be the after effects of a terrible fire. Over 1200 heads of cattle that were grazing in the area vanished without leaving any sort of distinguishable remains.
Military officials convened and reported a VW beetle sized meteor crashed and caused the fire. The area was closed off for 1 week; during this time 27 tractor trailers were reported to have left transporting "meteor fragments". After the week, the area was quarantined and then sold to the govt, which today is still under armed guard.
On July 19th 1942, the UNM school of mines revealed the discovery of Velcro.
Just saying....

*JonnyB* · March 10th, 2010, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by papichulo69r

On July 5th 1942, outside of Las Cruces, New Mexico, an unidentified flying object crashed causing a fire that scorched land in a 13km radius from the impact point. First responders arrived to find what seemed to be the after effects of a terrible fire. Over 1200 heads of cattle that were grazing in the area vanished without leaving any sort of distinguishable remains.
Military officials convened and reported a VW beetle sized meteor crashed and caused the fire. The area was closed off for 1 week; during this time 27 tractor trailers were reported to have left transporting "meteor fragments". After the week, the area was quarantined and then sold to the govt, which today is still under armed guard.
On July 19th 1942, the UNM school of mines revealed the discovery of Velcro.
Just saying....

Ahahah wow sounds like a better movie then paranormal activity! xD

Notahotshot · March 12th, 2010, 12:47 AM

Phandroid.com, this forum and others like it are fronts for the CIA. The goal is to encourage smart phone users to customize their phones with code supplied by them. This code enables the CIA to control the phone and use it as a remote listening device even when powered down. Also 75% of the total mass of a smart phone battery is a high explosive polymer. That is why the battery life is so poor.

IOWA · March 14th, 2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Notahotshot

Phandroid.com, this forum and others like it are fronts for the CIA. The goal is to encourage smart phone users to customize their phones with code supplied by them. This code enables the CIA to control the phone and use it as a remote listening device even when powered down. Also 75% of the total mass of a smart phone battery is a high explosive polymer. That is why the battery life is so poor.

Actually they CAN do that already, along with finding your location with GPS....

(Back to game)

Vampires exist.

Notahotshot · March 15th, 2010, 12:58 AM

Wait, my battery is really 75% explosive polymer?

Ryan Seacrest has decided who the last four presidents have been.

IOWA · March 15th, 2010, 02:57 AM

Clay Aiken IS Ryan Seacrest.

Notahotshot · March 17th, 2010, 01:01 AM

Symbiotic alien parasites were introduced into the general human population through micro explosive injection. This was accomplished by getting individuals to voluntarily participate by cleverly marketing the delivery system as Pop Rocks(tm).