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Q- When traveling in search of the Dragoon lair, what did Marc say?
A- Bridge, gate, big red chicken.
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February 9th, 2012, 03:39 AM
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Q: What did karan dream about before he wet the bed last night?
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February 10th, 2012, 02:41 AM
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Q Why did yeahha propose rush lindsay ?
A 9to5 likes to browse before buying .
Sorry rush but your name looks like a girls lol
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Zilobuh%cakes is rolling in his grave. 
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A: Last boat to Cairo!!
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February 12th, 2012, 06:18 PM
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Q- What is the policy on this website about rowing machines?
A- Bridge, West Midlands, United Arab Emirates.
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Q - Where are Phases' secret hideouts?
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Q- Why doesn't Karandpr ever win at bridge.
A- Only Weaver has a key to the cage.
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Q: why is all the rum gone?!
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A : Agent will wash the windows .
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Q: What did agent volunteer to do when Frisco was handing out guide duties?
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February 17th, 2012, 07:11 AM
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Q: What happened to Yeahha's tail (ponyboy)?
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Q : Why did you subscribe phases to rico's newspaper
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Q: who was the mastermind of the great AF FG caper?
A: since the first time wasn't to my satisfaction I then repeated it 28 more times for good measure
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February 19th, 2012, 10:48 PM
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Q why did you ban Marc 29 times
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Q: Who is the cowboy Smurf?
A: If it has happened 923 times in a row and you still haven't won change the bet next time
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February 20th, 2012, 07:42 PM
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Q: What did Karandpr say to Rico when they were in Vegas betting on if Yeahha had showered or not that day?
A: Green and red, with lots of bees and a single shot of butterscotch Schnapps.
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Q: What did it look like when AC13 decorated that self chopped xmas tree last year?
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February 20th, 2012, 07:51 PM
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Q: What did Karandpr say after working out at the YMCA?
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February 20th, 2012, 07:54 PM
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Q: AC13 "Karan will you look at my back?"
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February 21st, 2012, 10:32 PM
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Q: What did the horse say to the bear?
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Q What is the first sign of global warming?
A I had one but I cut it off and sold it
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Q- What happened to Frisco's hand-me-down fedoras?
A- That is why Phases hired the clowns and elephants.
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February 22nd, 2012, 09:25 AM
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Q Why is there a forum gamers lounge?
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Q: What did they just say?
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February 29th, 2012, 10:15 PM
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Q: What is Marc's next attack move?
A: Yeah, we didn't know it was even there.
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February 29th, 2012, 10:22 PM
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Q: Did you see that - that guy just grabbed a king sized candy bar?
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Q: How much would I need to pay to get some real power?
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Q: What do you sell again?
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March 2nd, 2012, 11:24 PM
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Q: What's in your trunk?
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What is the last 10 things you watched on Netflix?
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