Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[Tresezk]

Yet Another Forum Game

The rules are simple

The first Poster posts an answer .The next poster must reply the question and an answer for the next poster .

The questions and answers are required to be stupid

e.g

Originally Posted by karandpr

A1 : Phandroid is hiring clowns

Originally Posted by Yeahha

Q1: How to increase the Forum Games activity ?

A2 : Rico purchased a box of detergent

and it begins

Q2 : Why is Stinky afraid of Rico

A3 : 9to5cynic is a romance novelist

[9to5cynic]

Q3: My current occupation is as what?

A4: A cat jumped right at him!

[Tresezk]

Q4 : Why did TxGoat remove his cat avatar ?

A5 : Yeahha sold a raccoon .

[9to5cynic]

Q5: Where is my raccoon?

A6: It's behind you and to the left.

[Tresezk]

Q6 : Where is my top secret hideout ?

A7 : I have two shoes .

[marc12868]

Q7: How many shoes do you have?

A8: Rico did it.

[Tresezk]

Q8 : Who tied marc to the pole

A9 : 12868 bunnies .

[marc12868]

Q9: How many bunnies did 9to5 kill?

A10: Yes 9to5 did ask karan to marry him.

[Tresezk]

Q10: Which is the best lie you can come up with ?

A11 : marc has no sole .

[marc12868]

Q11: Whats wrong with my shoes?

A12: WUB WUB WUB

[Tresezk]

Q12 : Whos there ?!!

A13 : The sky is blue .

[marc12868]

Q13: What color is the sky in this alternate universe?

A14: Kentucky fried chicken!

[Tresezk]

Q14:What happened to the chicken that crossed the road ?

A15 : The Mole Collective .

[agentc13]

Q15- Who let the dragoons in here?

A16- Why yes, Frisco does have tourettes.

[Tresezk]

Q16 : Is Frisco one of the clowns Rob hired ?

A17 : Rico is the main attraction .

[agentc13]

Q17- How doez Rico fit into all of this?

A18- Eat the message, not the messenger.

[9to5cynic]

Q18: What did marc speak about at the "Not Quite a Saying Seminar"?

A19: Everyone loves headphones.

[marc12868]

Q19: Who loves headphones?

A20: TxGoat found Karan there.

[agentc13]

Q20- Why did Marcus Bones inquire about the Dragoon Lair?

A21- Well, it has to do with how hard you squeeze and the number of people involved.

[marc12868]

Q21: How hard is it to make lemonade from scratch.

A22: Life is like a box of chocolates.

[Tresezk]

Q22 : What to do of my wife ?

A23 : Three wet towels and an ice cream .

[agentc13]

Q23- What do you need to take when hitchhiking across the universe?

A24- Well, robots don't have to follow that rule.

[Tresezk]

Q24 : Should we stop killing the aliens

A25 : I have two bottles up for sale .

[agentc13]

Q25- What happened to the AF supply of buffalo seed?

A26- No, he likes it when you do that.

[TxGoat]

Q26- Can you please type out a sentence with at least 1 typo?

A27- Yes, because that's the way Nature intended.

[Yeahha]

Q27- Is TxGoat a eunuch?

A28- Only on Fridays after way too much beer

[agentc13]

Q28- Will Yeahha ever let Marky Bones hang at his crib?

A29- No, EarlyMon doesn't like when he does that.

[TxGoat]

Q29- Does Yeahha answer newb questions in a snarky rude way?

A30- Yes, English is Agentc13's 1st language, but the typo above (that he edited to correct, thus rendering my question illogical) was due to him posting from the "facilities".

[Tresezk]

Q30 : What are the features of TxGoat's secret facilities ?

A31 : A goat and a robot .

[agentc13]

Q31- What does Yeahha need for a party?

A31- Because that is where I put the remote.

[Tresezk]

Q31 : Why are you chasing the dump truck ?

A32 : TxGoat has two cases .

[Yeahha]

Q32: Who has beer?

A33: Karandpr does but only after dark

[TxGoat]

Q33- Who rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again?

A34- Yeahha does it nightly but he feels bad after he's done.

[Yeahha]

Q34- Who tries to talk mods into banning TxGoat from posting?

A35- It's because my iPhone got bricked again

[TxGoat]

Q35- Why do you use your work computer to surf for pron?

A36- Because if he answers the way he'd like to answer, he'd get stripped of his guide status.

[Yeahha]

Q36- Why doesn't karandpr provide links to his warez site?

A37- He likes it that way

[TxGoat]

Q37- Why does rico post broken image links in a lot of his posts?

A38- Yes, but only after he finds something suitable to read and has ensured that there is a backup roll within arm's reach.

[Yeahha]

Q38- Does TxGoat use enemas?

A39- Because he keeps bumping old threads

[Tresezk]

Q39 : why did txgoat hog tied marc to a tree

A40 : agent donated a bag of chips .

[TxGoat]

Q40- Why does karandpr have such an attachment to a bag full of dried cow patties?

A41- Because when Yeahha was younger his mother would thwack him on the head if he didn't.

[Yeahha]

Q41- Why does Yeahha read manga?

A42- 42

[TxGoat]

Q42- What do you get if you multiply Yeahha's IQ with his shoe size?

A43- Because he had a traumatic experience with a poo-flinging monkey at the zoo as a little kid.

[Yeahha]

Q43- Why does Karandpr wear a diaper?

A44- Because it wasn't lube but super glue

[TxGoat]

Q44- Why does karandpr play "Stuck on you" by Lionel Richie when he's intimate with someone?

A45- Because the last time he said, "Hold my beer" he ended up in the ER.

[Yeahha]

A45 - Why doesn't Yeahha play edward 40 hands anymore?

Q46 - It wasn't that way when she started

[Tresezk]

Q46 : why did the goose behave strangely ?

A47 : marc and rico .

[Yeahha]

Q47: What are the other names stinky logs in as?

A48: He was ninja'd

[Tresezk]

A48 : why did the average forum gamer run away ?

Q49 : txgoat loves enka rap .

[ankitbahri]

Q49: Why does txgoat have a funny name?

A50: it all begins tomorrow!

[Tresezk]

Q50 : when do we get to ninjure ankitbahri ?

A51 : rob's hired clown .