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"I dont need to speak to the wife anyway just her lawyer ,something about mayor and cheryl . Will call again in 30 minutes .If he is unavailable then I may have to make an appointment with the lawyer . Have a good day miss ..."
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"How may I help you" Cheryl says
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"Um...I think he is still in a meeting hold on for a sec...k?"

She sets the phone down but doesn't place you on hold you hear in the background a knock on a door and her say "Snookums so guy wants to talk to you are you done with your meeting and Teresa?" Pause "oh okay yeah I'll give you a min then put he thru" pause "Yeah anything you want later muah"

She comes back to the line and says "he will take your call in a min" then you hear her set the phone down a minute or so later you hear a door shut and Cheryl say "Hey Teresa did you have fun?" Another woman says" It was amazing!" Cheryl says "you've gotta tell me about it. Hold on let me put this guy thru"

You hear some clicks and then a winded sounding man say "Hello....this...is the..mayor...what can I do to...err...for you?"
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"Oh well if that is the case tell Lynnette that I really don't think it broke and she can keep the money but I need my wallet back"
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"To the point . i know about your affair with your assistant cheryl and many others . We need a small naval vessel to get out of vipa .You provide us with a merchant vessel and we will leave without harming your info .throw in some chromium too ...
Else your woman is already in talks with some lawyers..."
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The mayor starts laughing "I know she isn't in any talks...I'm honest with her nice try buddy...your voice sounds familiar have we met before? Recently?"

You too think his voice is quite familiar...like someone you just met...
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"Yes and you were the horny guy who wanted to have a good time with my friend . I consider it as an insult so we decided to rip you off the old fashioned way . Maybe I should have just went to tabloids instead ..."
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The mayor starts laughing once he composes himself he says "Have you bothered to check the tabloids before making that threat? I will give you guys a boat if your hunk haired friend spends the night with me. You see cheryl, Teresa, and I need a 4th tonight...and yes I will throw in 500 bottles of the finest chromium"
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"There you go trying to pimp me out again!... But with all the guards, trying to steal a boat is not looking like a good idea. If I do this, there will never be a mention of the involvement of the mayor, it was just me and the ladies, do you understand? And I can't guarantee I won't kill the man."
Rummages around in his knapsack... "I have been without drink for three years, but even I can't deal with this sober." Finds his flask, and downs it in one long draw. "Tell him I will be there in 20 minutes."
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"Not until ,the mayor clarifies what he wants to do with you .."
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"I could hear hunky hair he said he would be here in 20 minutes I will be waiting...I won't spell out exactly what is going to happen but he will be returned the same and I will give you a boat that should more than fit your needs"




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The next morning Sparky rejoins the party. He looks slightly hungover and like he didn't get quite enough sleep. He has keys to a yacht as well as all the ownership papers...the mayor has also extended an invitation to the party that any time you are in Vipa and need a place to stay you can reside at one of his houses.
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"There, thats the one. We shouldn't have to worry about iArmy patrols leaving town."
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"Now, if you don't mind, I am going down below to take a nap. I am exhausted. If you guys really want to know what happened, we can discuss it when I wake up."
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Looking to T'res, "So, what do you think Sparky had to do to get this ship? You know, I might not actually want to know," I say while slowly sipping the chromium.




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