Lies

[scatterd]

blackops flew to Mars (using his wings) on a special mission from George W Bush and has yet to return.

[Xandria]

Scatterd misses blackops very, very much.

[scatterd]

Xandria only wears purple and orange polka dotted socks on the third Tuesdays of months with blue moons.

[Xandria]

Originally Posted by scatterd

Xandria only wears purple and orange polka dotted socks on the third Tuesdays of months with blue moons.

OMG, how did you know?!?

Scatterd is psychic!!

[papichulo69r]

Xandria is co captian of the Memphis roller derby team.

[Herodroid]

papi can run faster than a speeding bullet, but can't leap tall buildings in a single bound

[scatterd]

Herodroid is hemophobic.

[eyebeam]

scatterd's is the voice of those robo-calls that offer to lower your credit card debt.

[Notahotshot]

Eyebeam is lead researcher on a team attempting to prove that turkeys can fly but the earth keeps moving to maintain close proximity with them.

[Xandria]

Notahotshot funds Eyebeam's research team.

[Herodroid]

Xandria owns every album by Up With People

[eyebeam]

Herodroid has insisted on being called "Harvey" until after Easter.

[Herodroid]

eyebeam invented Depends diapers due to a "problem" he has

[scatterd]

Herodroid managed to graduate high school without stepping inside the school more than twice.

[Herodroid]

scatterd lost a million dollars in a pyramid scheme selling counterfeit ShamWows.

[Xandria]

Herodroid is excited about his guest spot on Law & Order, which will be aired next week! WTG!

[eyebeam]

Xandria's prized possession is an extensive collection of Triscuits that resemble square things.

[scatterd]

Eyebeam skips work/school every day to run home and watch Judge Judy.

[Herodroid]

scatterd won the Boston Marathon and the Ironman Triathlon more times than anyone else.

[scatterd]

Herodroid developed the technology to charge your Hero using only a cup of coffee (half full), some mayonnaise, and a slice of spam. It's only caught on in Russia.

[Xandria]

scatterd has plans to build an igloo in her back yard and adopt 3 penguins

[eyebeam]

Xandria lost a pinky toe in a freak pogo sticking accident.

[eipee73]

eyebeam is actually Cyclops from X-Men

[scatterd]

Eipee is intelligent and roots for the Red Wings. Eippe is also responsible for discovering evidence proving that Cindy Crosby is actually a man.

[scatterd]

P.S. Sorry, I got carried away. That wasn't meant to be a personal attack. (Just a quick stab at Cindy.)

[papichulo69r]

scatterd is wanted in new mexico for outstanding warrants stemming from an incident involving peyote and a mexican midget.

[Notahotshot]

Papi is a Mexican midget.

[Xandria]

Notahotshot has a vacation home in Valle de Chalco Solidaridad

[sensesfail99]

Xandria tried to pick me up last night.

[scatterd]

SF is an expert archer using those toy plunger arrows. He was the double for Robin Hood but they had to edit out the plunger tip.

[Notahotshot]

Scatterd is Englebert Humperdinks biggest fan and the president of the EH Fanclub also known as Engle's Dinks

[scatterd]

NAHS is not a hot shot because his "Samsung Behold ll, updated, rooted and running BH_man's stock BH2 no twiz Rom." is really just a Motorola Brute but he's so jealous of our fantabulous phones that he visits this forum regularly and pretends he has one.

[eyebeam]

scatterd has twice been arrested for stalking outside of Roy's, of Siegfried and Roy fame, Las Vegas mansion. To date, all attempts to explain to her the folly of her efforts have been unsuccessful.

[Xandria]

eyebeam was arrested last weekend for driving a lawnmower while drunk

[eyebeam]

Originally Posted by Xandria

eyebeam was arrested last weekend for driving a lawnmower while drunk

Ha! I had a neighbor a few years back who very nearly was. The cops even had him in cuffs before he wised up and went inside.

Xandria still up.

[Herodroid]

Xandria tried to sue Kellogg's, claiming they only put 1 3/4 scoops of raisins in her Raisin Bran. The case was thrown out after Xandria, under tough questioning, admitted to picking out some of the raisins and eating them prior to measuring.

[Bramsy]

Hero can ONLY "read" comics with pictures proving letters and numbers are just "too darn hard"

[Droid.eris]

Frisco tried to hit on OTD

[blackops]

Droid.eris really has an iphone, but won't admit it... yet

[Xandria]

Originally Posted by blackops

Droid.eris really has an iphone, but won't admit it... yet

LOL!! OMG, I was so going to use that lie the next time I posted one.

[Xandria]

The "ops" in blackops stands for Oceanic Preservation Society

[Bramsy]

Xandria has an eye patch on the other eye

[blackops]

Originally Posted by Xandria

LOL!! OMG, I was so going to use that lie the next time I posted one.

Lol, I just saw the Droid.eris and thought that I had to do it.


Bramsy had brain surgery, but they left a watch in his head/

[MikeMcG]

Blackops created Android.

[Xandria]

MikeMcG pays his tattoo artist by giving him eggs that are produced by the 74 chickens he houses in his garage.

[Bramsy]

Xandria has reverse peed in a gentleman urinal

[scatterd]

Bramsy loves the Penguins :-)

[Herodroid]

scatterd was lost in the Arabian Desert and lived on her own sweat as water for an entire week. Unfortunately, she didn't realize there was a well 1/4 mile from where she was.

[Xandria]

Herodroid only knows that scatterd was lost in the Arabian Desert and lived on her own sweat as water for an entire week because he was video taping her. He stayed just out of her sight, with a month's worth of water and dehydrated food.

[crimton]

xandria eats live puppies