Rain on my parade

[angldvl81]

And had the others chopped off

I want lasagna

[Yeahha]

But it is frozen

I'm wearing shoes

[angldvl81]

but the soles are missing

i also want garlic bread

[Yeahha]

But Marc ate all the food

I'm smoking a cigarette

[angldvl81]

but you didnt inhale

marc throws up all the food

[Yeahha]

On your computer

I've got a phone

[angldvl81]

but you cant do anything with it

i have a big computer screen

[Tresezk]

But the resolution is 640x480

I fed the dog .

[angldvl81]

but he peed on your leg

i have wine in my fridge

[Yeahha]

But it is cooking wine

It is hot outside

[angldvl81]

and your ac is broken

i have chicken defrosting for dinner

[Yeahha]

But it is soy chicken

I won the win thread

[angldvl81]

and then lost to me

looking for a new recipe online

[Yeahha]

You found one but the main ingredient is C4

I just won a big screen TV

[angldvl81]

but it was smashed to bits

i just helped a n00b.

[Yeahha]

But they are going to get banned for spamming

I just told the story of karan's life

[Tresezk]

which you read from by autobiography .

I got an igor for birthday .

[Yeahha]

But he died

I just got pulled over and told to do something illegal

[angldvl81]

and you did it

i had a bacon burger for lunch

[Yeahha]

But it was made with pink slime

I really need to leave work

[angldvl81]

but then you'd get fired

flashing a new rom to my beloved TB

[Yeahha]

But you didn't check the MD5sum and it soft bricks

I didn't flip out at anyone so far today

[angldvl81]

but you will at work on the phone

i have pepsi

[Yeahha]

but it is flat

I wasn't ninja'd with this post.

[Tresezk]

But you will to be daleked soon

I have a toothbrush

[angldvl81]

but you use toilet water

Yeahha actually soft-bricked my phone

[Tresezk]

But you hard bricked the phone

I chose pikachu

[9to5cynic]

but it is level one.

I think this thread is funny

[Tresezk]

But you have nothing to brag about

prince 2 was ported to my phone

[9to5cynic]

But your phone was bricked.

Melim is back on forum games

[melim]

But that's not an accomplishment for anyone. ;D

I'm still downstairs neighbor-free

[9to5cynic]

but your also friend-free

In class now

[angldvl81]

and your failing

an hour left of work

[9to5cynic]

But you've got overtime!


Reading lots online...

[melim]

But it's ruining your eyes

I DO have friends, dammit ;D

[angldvl81]

but none of the really like you

phone is charged

[9to5cynic]

but charger port is broken.

Spending time in forum games

[Yeahha]

But you got banned for multi accounts

I've drank some beer and calmed down

[9to5cynic]

but the beer was stale.

I got paid....

[angldvl81]

Spent it all on bills

Home from work

[9to5cynic]

but worked called you back in.


done on af for now

[angldvl81]

and your account got deleted

time to make dinner

[Yeahha]

You caught the kitchen on fire

My neighbor is listening to loud techno music

[angldvl81]

Gets busted for having a rave

My cat is annoying me

[Yeahha]

But then you mare Chinese food "meow platter"

My dog is too stupid to die

[Metroid Prime]

I am over my cold.

[Yeahha]

But you broke the thread...

I'm drinking a beer

[angldvl81]

but its your last one.

i'm eating chicken and mac n cheese

[Yeahha]

But it is fake cheese with turkey

I might go to bed early tonight

[kool kat2]

But you'll over sleep

I left the 'ol ball n chain! (we're posting achievements right?)