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This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..
.. hmm..
Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.
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This is the only one I want to figure out the possible motive for..
.. hmm..
Ok, a-HEM: the aluminum foil is for construction of an effective Signals From Mars Avoidance Hat.. the nails are to be used by the purchaser's sister to attach him to the cross he's already prepared.. and the Drano is to be consumed by him just prior to being crucified by his sister.
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Ah-ha.. so it's for madcap mirth and hilarity.
I was almost there.
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And nails make good shrapnel
But that would not freak out a Wal-Mart cashier.
I would think that 99% of Wal-Mart employees would be aware of the construction and workings of home made explosive devices. Have you every looked directly into the eyes of one of those people? I know, it is difficult to get one to make eye-contact at all, but still...
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