From TFA:
So, a few weeks ago, my buddy shows up at the bar with his iPad in his kit. We start talking about music vids and I pull out my Evo, so he goes cool, let's see it on a bigger screen. So I hotspot him and he hands me the thing, and before long we're pulling up all sorts of fun stuff and cracking ourselves up.
Oddly, I just now noticed that all of the bar babes didn't swarm all over us with our manly tech.
Is it possible that my Soviet-tractor style Evo cancelled out the sleek, big iPad's inherent sex-appeal leaving a net no-gain in our power to collectively arouse the fairer sex, and proving once and for all that no one loves us?
I am now convinced beyond all shadow of doubt that that is precisely what happened, proving every word of the article as well as revealing that we were veiling the unattractiveness that we've so long denied in an endless cycle of hopes and dreams.
Well - it's gotta be that.
Because otherwise one might come to the erroneous conclusion that anyone who believes that possessing tech (that any fool can go out and buy) will increase their sex appeal is about as intelligent as a bag of hammers.